You know what's gonna make hump day SO FIERCE? Front-row seats to the Louis Vuitton fashion show you guys! They're like SUCH social networking GENIUSES over at LVMH and totesack deserving of all our love and admiration to where we can't love the 'rents anymore because we have to save it allallall for the LIVE Facebook LV FASH SHO!!! OH MY DAMIER MONOGRAM EPI SPEEDY MURAKAMI EYEBALLS GAWG what an egregious PARIAH you're gonna be if you don't go. It's called "The Art of Travel" LOLLERSKATES! GET IT? Because they're traveling INTO YOUR COMPUUUTAH! Get up at 8:30 am New York time on Wednesday and get on Facebook and get streamed on because it's SO EXACTLY THE SAME THING as going to a REAL SHOW except you can make yourself a bakeyeggycheese! SO FUN! We ALL get to invite Marc Jacobs into our homes except he can't see us and get all judgey in that way he TOTALLY DESERVES TO! Don't get left behind!!!! It's not going to be there forever JUST 24 HOURS which on the Internet isn't a long time at all or anything. KTHXBAI!
Monday, October 5, 2009
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"except you can make yourself a bakeyeggycheese!"
Please tell me this will be the next 'Gluttony' column.
well, it's a choi bag post. that means someone has to show up with a ring.
UGH! That bag looks like Forever 21 knock off of L.A.M.B..
Also, heLOLcopter.
Unless you are the Balk, in which case you are required by your contract to make yourself a pizza bagel.
You're actually inside the bag he's holding, aren't you?
Wait, did I hallucinate there was an allallall in this post?? C'mere, all.
SaltTooth! Get over here. allall