Zach Braff Uses His Tongue For Toilet Paper

“Never has adorableness sounded so effortful. Never have an adult male’s vocal cords issued so many cutesy sing-songs and plush purrs. Everything I dislike about the schmaltzy, doofus-y Braff seems to have been compressed into this single 30-second performance.” Slate‘s Seth Stevenson rightfully criticizes Zach Braff’s voice-over work for Cottonelle toilet paper.