http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/yes-more-bear Seriously, this could not be more beta Sat, 20 Mar 2010 23:50:02 -0400 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/yes-more-bear#comment-27795 TerseNursePornstein Wed, 07 Oct 2009 04:14:05 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=14796#comment-27795 "The bear goes down, there are no winners?" Think again! "The bear goes down, there are no winners?" Think again!

]]> http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/yes-more-bear#comment-27781 johnpseudonym Wed, 07 Oct 2009 03:06:13 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=14796#comment-27781 "There is a reason they are kept behind bars." Insert prison joke here. "There is a reason they are kept behind bars." Insert prison joke here.

]]> http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/yes-more-bear#comment-27728 slinkimalinki Tue, 06 Oct 2009 22:29:09 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=14796#comment-27728 something went wrong=did not also provide him with cigarettes and bourbon. something went wrong=did not also provide him with cigarettes and bourbon.

]]> http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/yes-more-bear#comment-27608 EvilMonkey Tue, 06 Oct 2009 18:37:11 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=14796#comment-27608 "She stepped in to feed the bear and something went terribly wrong". Sorry, what went wrong? She fed the bear, right? In fact, here in Alaska we call this kind of activity, "feeding the bears". Usually this happens when ignorant or inexperienced hikers attempt to trek through bear country with nothing to defend themselves but a bologna and cheese sandwich. It also applies to anyone stupid enough to get within arms reach of any bear, caged or not. Remember Binky the Polar Bear? "She stepped in to feed the bear and something went terribly wrong". Sorry, what went wrong? She fed the bear, right? In fact, here in Alaska we call this kind of activity, "feeding the bears". Usually this happens when ignorant or inexperienced hikers attempt to trek through bear country with nothing to defend themselves but a bologna and cheese sandwich. It also applies to anyone stupid enough to get within arms reach of any bear, caged or not. Remember Binky the Polar Bear?

]]> http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/yes-more-bear#comment-27590 shorty Tue, 06 Oct 2009 18:03:39 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=14796#comment-27590 Did I detect a certain hopefulness when the first newscaster asked if bears can ever be domesticated? Sounds like someone still REALLY wants a pet grizzly. Did I detect a certain hopefulness when the first newscaster asked if bears can ever be domesticated? Sounds like someone still REALLY wants a pet grizzly.

]]> http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/yes-more-bear#comment-27588 CaptainFantastic Tue, 06 Oct 2009 18:00:12 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=14796#comment-27588 "Wild bears are wild bears." "Wild bears are wild bears."

]]> http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/yes-more-bear#comment-27578 saythatscool Tue, 06 Oct 2009 17:39:43 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=14796#comment-27578 Calvin DuBrock could bore the paint off an Amish barn. It was bear attack man! Say fuck! at least once or make an obscene gesture or something... Calvin DuBrock could bore the paint off an Amish barn. It was bear attack man! Say fuck! at least once or make an obscene gesture or something…

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