To Knifecrime Island, where bouts are occasionally settled without the use of a shank: "Two yobs who attacked a pair of cross-dressers picked on the wrong guys – they were cage fighters on a night out in fancy dress. When [the bare-chested assailant] aimed a punch at one of the cage fighters, his friend, wearing a sparkly black dress and long wig, stepped in and landed two lightning quick blows. The punches sent the yobs reeling, while their intended victims teetered away in their high heels, stopping only to pick up a clutch bag they had dropped during the melée." Hysterically, the pair of yobs had already been in an altercation with someone dressed as a comic book superhero, leading their lawyer to note that, "You know it cannot have been a good night when you get into a fight with Spider-Man and two cross-dressing men." So very, very true.
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
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Needs more use of yobs and boob tube.
"jugs of cocktails"
Everyone knows that totes are good for knife fights while clutches are appropriate for fist fights.
I love when the trannies beat up loutish straight guys--so edifying. I would totes watch a cable channel whose programming was solely devoted to this niche.
There's CCTV video at the link, enjoy!
The best part is that the yobs go down with one punch and then spend the next 15 minutes stumbling around looking like they got hit by a truck instead of a guy in a mini.
In the same programming vein, Flotilla DeBarge beats a guy senseless with a high-heeled cork espadrille:
http://www.keithboykin.com/arch/2006/09/29/flotilla_debarg
A show devoted to the comeuppance of the yobs could save a network -- particularly if hosted by the current day equivalent of Bob Saget. Which would be Bob Saget, I guess.
Clutches? Cage fighters? Jugs of cocktails?
There isn't a part of this story that I don't like.
Cross-dressing cage fighters?
This sounds like an untapped market for the UFC... just line up the drunken yobs who'd like to try their hand.
Amazingly, this is the second story I have read about a cross-dressing cage fighter this week: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/2669769/Jordans-fella-Alex-Reid-is-a-cross-dresser.html
Princess of Wails!
likes this.
I bet she has GREAT calves.
Vida works out.
In the future we will all be cage fighters.
this is awesome!
Britain's Taxpayer-funded CCTV system could pay for itself with a cable channel!
And the "cross-dressing cage fighter" isn't that surprising: ever watched an episode of UFC's reality show? I never expected (or, really, wanted) to see two hard-as-nails fighters shaving each other's backs and colouring each other's hair on regular cable...
but then, "It's only gay if you make eye contact," right? http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/gay-jiujitsu-demotivational-poster.jpg
These fighters aren't Crossdressers, they were just crossdressing for the night as a joke. BIG difference. But I suppose that for people who refer to trans people with a perjorative term (tranny) it doesn't really matter.