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Wednesday, October 28, 2009

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This Is A Picture of Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump's Wedding Cake

WTF CAKE

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mathnet
mathnet (#27)

The wedding itself was a successful event.

beingiseasy
beingiseasy (#1,735)

what recession?

Baboleen
Baboleen (#1,430)

Where's the bottom half?

narnio
narnio (#38)

This is mid explosion. Please confirm.

cherrispryte
cherrispryte (#444)

That's what I thought!

Tuna Surprise
Tuna Surprise (#573)

Looks like someone forgot to download the Wide-Angle-Wedding-Cake-Photography iPhone app before they went to a Trump wedding.

formerly it takes a lot etc.

The penthouse is available for $25M.

Poor Invanka - the rest of the evening must have been such a let-down by comparison.

jolie
jolie (#16)

"Can you make it look the desk in The Awl HQ? Oooh perfect!"

mathnet
mathnet (#27)

"You're the BEST, Gabby Applegate!"

David Cho
David Cho (#3)

To be fair, the table was cleaned up a few weeks ago.

jolie
jolie (#16)

Sorry, since when do we need to be fair around here?

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

I wonder how much low-income housing wall bulldozed to make space for that?

kitten_witawip

Not as many as little old ladies got kicked out of their rent controlled apartments to clear the way for condo conversions.

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

'condo conversions' = quiche?

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

wall = was (coffee...!!!)

alexblagg
alexblagg (#1,637)

It looks like Lady GaGa.

johnpseudonym
johnpseudonym (#1,452)

Let them eat cake.

Hobbesian
Hobbesian (#255)

Looks like the September centerfold of High Times.

KarenUhOh
KarenUhOh (#19)

When she threw the bouquet, 17 women were crushed.

Bittersweet
Bittersweet (#765)

And the garter was more of a bejeweled legwarmer.

andrea
andrea (#1,025)

So hungry right now.

iplaudius
iplaudius (#1,066)

I call BS on the whole Orthodox-conversion thing. You cannot buy a kosher wedding cake like that.

Bittersweet
Bittersweet (#765)

Ivanka converted?!? The thought of a Trump in long skirts and sleeves and knit hats makes my head explode.

Or am I mixing Orthodox and Hasidic?

jjucker
jjucker (#2,113)

Yes you can. We make them at www.3brothersbakery.com . Just because one keeps kosher does not mean it has to be small and ugly. As a matter of a fact ours can also be pareve (non-dairy).

IBentMyWookie
IBentMyWookie (#133)

Talk about exercising restraint. I mean, not a speck of gold leaf on that thing. I think the Trumps are making progress.

sigerson
sigerson (#179)

MY THOUGHT EXACTLY

Ibegyoupardon
Ibegyoupardon (#2,032)

It takes a lot of money to look that cheap.

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

This applies to so much in the corpus of the Trump family!

Hez
Hez (#147)

I guess they put the TRUMP logo on the top, where nobody but this season's most athletic Celebrity Apprentice would see it.

Hez
Hez (#147)

Also, if you squint your eyes it looks like a shitload of blow.

lululemming
lululemming (#409)

I may have just woken up in a dark mood, but this looks like a frame from the Zapruder film and has ruined wedding cakes for me forever (not that I wasn't already on the verge)

bananasplit
bananasplit (#2,088)

L.A. Kush?

Megs
Megs (#539)

Maybe I should go to sleep. It looked like a really bad yeast infection to me.

dweeb
dweeb (#437)

I am shocked and ashamed that I can identify it as a Sylvia Weinstock cake.

Squidman
Squidman (#1,188)

They tore Bonwit Teller down and replaced it with that?!?

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