October 28, 2009

This Is A Picture of Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump's Wedding Cake

by Choire posted @10:44 AM

WTF CAKE

 
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  1. mathnet [#27]

    The wedding itself was a successful event.

  2. Baboleen [#1430]

    Where's the bottom half?

  3. narnio [#38]

    This is mid explosion. Please confirm.

  4. Tuna Surprise [#573]

    Looks like someone forgot to download the Wide-Angle-Wedding-Cake-Photography iPhone app before they went to a Trump wedding.

  5. formerly it takes a lot etc. [#87]

    The penthouse is available for $25M.

    Poor Invanka – the rest of the evening must have been such a let-down by comparison.

  6. jolie [#16]

    "Can you make it look the desk in The Awl HQ? Oooh perfect!"

  7. HiredGoons [#603]

    I wonder how much low-income housing wall bulldozed to make space for that?

  8. alexblagg [#1637]

    It looks like Lady GaGa.

  9. Hobbesian [#255]

    Looks like the September centerfold of High Times.

  10. KarenUhOh [#19]

    When she threw the bouquet, 17 women were crushed.

  11. iplaudius [#1066]

    I call BS on the whole Orthodox-conversion thing. You cannot buy a kosher wedding cake like that.

  12. IBentMyWookie [#133]

    Talk about exercising restraint. I mean, not a speck of gold leaf on that thing. I think the Trumps are making progress.

  13. Ibegyoupardon [#2032]

    It takes a lot of money to look that cheap.

  14. Hez [#147]

    I guess they put the TRUMP logo on the top, where nobody but this season's most athletic Celebrity Apprentice would see it.

  15. Hez [#147]

    Also, if you squint your eyes it looks like a shitload of blow.

  16. lululemming [#409]

    I may have just woken up in a dark mood, but this looks like a frame from the Zapruder film and has ruined wedding cakes for me forever (not that I wasn't already on the verge)

  17. suns_out_guns_out [#539]

    Maybe I should go to sleep. It looked like a really bad yeast infection to me.

  18. dweeb [#437]

    I am shocked and ashamed that I can identify it as a Sylvia Weinstock cake.

  19. Squidman [#1188]

    They tore Bonwit Teller down and replaced it with that?!?

 

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