I always feel a little dirty (and not that sticky, no underwear, popper rash kind of dirty) when I watch people doing dangerously stupid things --
I guess because my instinct is to shout: "Hey dumbhole! Get off that roof with yer rollerskates" or "Yo Bumbledick! give the weed wacker a rest when the toddlers are in the room". When I can only sit by passively then I feel as though I have failed God.
The Charlie Chaplin tribute with the 2x4 was pretty great, and I have to give big Upps! to the guy dangling upside down over the roof, but the floor buffer wins the afternoon. I don't know why, but sweet babu riba that was hilarious.
Did NOT blow out a tire - you can see they are all good after the crash. By "burning rubber" the car swerved left and right and then ran into an embankment/tree and flipped. Happens all the time - we've all done it.
C'mon fella's y'all got it wrong...the truck flipped after hitting the patch of water, fishtailing and since there was no weight in the back--and prolly overweight in the front (thanks to all the douchebag accessories) the amateur driver lost control and made sweet love to the tree and then finished his pas de deux upside down on his assss. To finish things off his girlfriend broke up with him later that day.
These funniest home videos are so much better without Wackety Sax...
"Isn't Drinking to Excess Enough?" is my favorite Minutemen b-side. miss u D. Boon.
EXACTLY
Political Song for Michael Jackson to Sing.
Wait. What?, #3?
It's the Birther secret handshake.
upps!
Upps is so the Ow My Balls of the subcontinent.
Can we turn that floor-buffer mishap into some sort of rodeo-style competition? It actually looks kind of fun.
Seriously, that was my favorite.
I always feel a little dirty (and not that sticky, no underwear, popper rash kind of dirty) when I watch people doing dangerously stupid things --
I guess because my instinct is to shout: "Hey dumbhole! Get off that roof with yer rollerskates" or "Yo Bumbledick! give the weed wacker a rest when the toddlers are in the room". When I can only sit by passively then I feel as though I have failed God.
The Charlie Chaplin tribute with the 2x4 was pretty great, and I have to give big Upps! to the guy dangling upside down over the roof, but the floor buffer wins the afternoon. I don't know why, but sweet babu riba that was hilarious.
I need a "who" not to do this weekend.
OK. Don't do the puncher in #3's mother. He seems sensitive on the subject.
Hi! Like so many urban dwellers, I have no idea how to operate a motor vehicle. WTF went wrong in the first video?
He blew out a tire. He wanted to burn out his tires and make lots of pretty smoke but the tire blew out instead making the whole truck flip.
Did NOT blow out a tire - you can see they are all good after the crash. By "burning rubber" the car swerved left and right and then ran into an embankment/tree and flipped. Happens all the time - we've all done it.
C'mon fella's y'all got it wrong...the truck flipped after hitting the patch of water, fishtailing and since there was no weight in the back--and prolly overweight in the front (thanks to all the douchebag accessories) the amateur driver lost control and made sweet love to the tree and then finished his pas de deux upside down on his assss. To finish things off his girlfriend broke up with him later that day.
^ He's got it right. Assumed he fishtailed due to loose gravel, but the puddle was key. Wiilliiaamm knows his crashes.
The Awl is probably the most fun you can have with your pants on.
And you can quote me on that.
This is the sponsored post by Cho, right?
So number 2 is the new CGI adaptation of SimCity, yes?
On the subcontinent, do people take a lot of home video of laborers performing everyday tasks?