A gentle reminder: Tomorrow morning, at about 7:30 Eastern, we are going to take our giant space cockbomb and FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF THE MOON. Set your alarms!
A gentle reminder: Tomorrow morning, at about 7:30 Eastern, we are going to take our giant space cockbomb and FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF THE MOON. Set your alarms!
I wish I knew what time that is on the moon.
It's fondue time tomorrow.
#MOONFUCKING, #MOONFUCKER
#GOODNIGHT MOON, #GIANT? I HEARD IT WAS SMALLISH, #CHEESE EVERYWHERE, #THE MAN IN THE MOON GETS THE ROBERT MOSES TREATMENT
#HEY CRATERFACE, YEAH YOU!
#I ONLY DO IT 'CAUSE I LOVE YOU #EXPENSIVE HOBBIES
#BUT WHAT ABOUT SAILOR MOON?, #GEORGES MELIES FINALLY HAS HIS DAY, #WE WILL HAVE NO ONE ELSE DO THE MOONWALK NOW THAT MICHAEL IS GONE, #FUCK YOU MAC TONIGHT YOU SMARMY FUCK
#MAYBE THEY ARE CARVING THE NAME "CHAIRFACE" INTO IT>
More like GOODBYE MOON!
I don't want to plagiarize ryder [#1845], so I'll just link to their comment:
http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/lets-blow-up-the-moon/comment-page-1#comment-28254
OMG thank you so much for bringing that to my attention.
Heh!
*clap *clap *clap
stunamis gonna git ya moonfucker
Hey! There's finally a commenter who has a run-on sentence problem that is worse than mine! But just barely...
What time do we pillage THE TIDES?
Blitzkrieg at 07:30:00:02 hours
Is that pronounced ti - dees? Cause we can pillage them right now.
I will watch Moonraker tomorrow and cackle while stroking my white cat.
You use your right hand, or your left hand for that?
Prehensile tail.
<- jealous
i'm scared.
I'm hiding in an undisclosed location.
If anything really bad happens, those of you in New York should loot Bloomingdales. I think it's a dignified and appropriate response.
All the tourists will be looting Macy's, so this is sound advice.
I'll be hitting Fred Segal and Barneys.
Terence Conran?
This Smashing Pumpkins reunion really has gone too far.
This will be NASA Director Chairface Chippendale's finest hour.
CHA
I always knew the stimulus money would be put to good use. Bravo!
Now come get your medicine.
THE FUCKING MOON tag is wonderful. And true.
Flash Gordon would like a word with you, Balk. Wear your red leotards, this might hurt.
Here's why the Europeans want to blow the moon up: .She is a harsh mistress
Here's hoping the earth moves!
this is just a coverup while they probe uranus /rimshot.
Does NASA really think putting that serious energy out there in space that there will be no repercussion? Duh!