Comments on: The Saddest Blowjob Story Ever http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/the-saddest-blowjob-story-ever Seriously, this could not be more beta Tue, 16 Mar 2010 01:59:11 -0400 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: HiredGoons http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/the-saddest-blowjob-story-ever#comment-30497 HiredGoons Thu, 15 Oct 2009 18:23:31 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=15668#comment-30497 I'm sure there are a few graveyards and shanty towns. I'm sure there are a few graveyards and shanty towns.

]]> By: Meeg http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/the-saddest-blowjob-story-ever#comment-30491 Meeg Thu, 15 Oct 2009 18:18:12 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=15668#comment-30491 See that! He didn't even want that BJ he was just doing his job for Atlantic City. See that! He didn't even want that BJ he was just doing his job for Atlantic City.

]]> By: lempha http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/the-saddest-blowjob-story-ever#comment-30479 lempha Thu, 15 Oct 2009 17:56:33 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=15668#comment-30479 Atlantic City, Always Turned On http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_548AAr6G52A/R9bvJduf0kI/AAAAAAAAAmA/fnzM4a5h6U4/s320/1142645-Always_Turned_On-Atlantic_City.jpg Atlantic City, Always Turned On

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_548AAr6G52A/R9bvJduf0kI/AAAAAAAAAmA/fnzM4a5h6U4/s320/1142645-Always_Turned_On-Atlantic_City.jpg

]]> By: ValerieFlame http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/the-saddest-blowjob-story-ever#comment-30472 ValerieFlame Thu, 15 Oct 2009 17:51:43 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=15668#comment-30472 That's how I refer to blowjobs. Would you like a ride to the Borgata? C'mere, honey, give me a ride to the Borgata. After I hike the Appalachian Trail, I think I'm going to get a ride to the Borgata. That's how I refer to blowjobs.

Would you like a ride to the Borgata?

C'mere, honey, give me a ride to the Borgata.

After I hike the Appalachian Trail, I think I'm going to get a ride to the Borgata.

]]> By: Maevemealone http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/the-saddest-blowjob-story-ever#comment-30458 Maevemealone Thu, 15 Oct 2009 17:36:00 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=15668#comment-30458 That story just made me feel sorry for an Atlantic fricking City councilman. As if that was previously even possible! That story just made me feel sorry for an Atlantic fricking City councilman. As if that was previously even possible!

]]> By: SemperBufo http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/the-saddest-blowjob-story-ever#comment-30449 SemperBufo Thu, 15 Oct 2009 17:29:12 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=15668#comment-30449 Is there a more depressing place on the East Coast? Is there a more depressing place on the East Coast?

]]> By: SarahHeartburn http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/the-saddest-blowjob-story-ever#comment-30442 SarahHeartburn Thu, 15 Oct 2009 17:20:30 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=15668#comment-30442 I can just see that as the state motto on the Jersey license plate. I can just see that as the state motto on the Jersey license plate.

]]> By: TH42 http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/the-saddest-blowjob-story-ever#comment-30438 TH42 Thu, 15 Oct 2009 17:16:44 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=15668#comment-30438 This post makes it sound like the quote is the councilman's reaction to a blowjob when it is actually his reaction to being asked for a ride to the Borgata. This post makes it sound like the quote is the councilman's reaction to a blowjob when it is actually his reaction to being asked for a ride to the Borgata.

]]> By: HiredGoons http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/the-saddest-blowjob-story-ever#comment-30414 HiredGoons Thu, 15 Oct 2009 16:52:59 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=15668#comment-30414 I think you just got me pregnant. I think you just got me pregnant.

]]> By: mathnet http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/the-saddest-blowjob-story-ever#comment-30411 mathnet Thu, 15 Oct 2009 16:50:24 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=15668#comment-30411 Wow. After reading that, I'm jammed up with pissed-off feeling on his behalf. Wow. After reading that, I'm jammed up with pissed-off feeling on his behalf.

]]> By: jolie http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/the-saddest-blowjob-story-ever#comment-30410 jolie Thu, 15 Oct 2009 16:50:03 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=15668#comment-30410 "On his way out of the motel, Mr. Robinson turned back to the woman who he was sure was his soulmate and whispered, 'Okay, friend, I’ll see you tomorrow, you be safe.'" "On his way out of the motel, Mr. Robinson turned back to the woman who he was sure was his soulmate and whispered, 'Okay, friend, I’ll see you tomorrow, you be safe.'"

]]> By: iplaudius http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/the-saddest-blowjob-story-ever#comment-30409 iplaudius Thu, 15 Oct 2009 16:48:41 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=15668#comment-30409 He says he had not had sex since 1989. Give the man a break to go with his blowjob. He says he had not had sex since 1989. Give the man a break to go with his blowjob.

]]> By: SarahHeartburn http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/the-saddest-blowjob-story-ever#comment-30407 SarahHeartburn Thu, 15 Oct 2009 16:46:50 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=15668#comment-30407 It sounds like a great title for a children's book. Come on Balk, give it a go. It sounds like a great title for a children's book. Come on Balk, give it a go.

]]> By: joshc http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/the-saddest-blowjob-story-ever#comment-30406 joshc Thu, 15 Oct 2009 16:46:45 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=15668#comment-30406 a city has pretty serious publicity issues when one of its own councilmen thinks that a top tourist attraction is convincing a tired old man to let you blow him in a claptrap motel. a city has pretty serious publicity issues when one of its own councilmen thinks that a top tourist attraction is convincing a tired old man to let you blow him in a claptrap motel.

]]> By: wiilliiaamm http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/the-saddest-blowjob-story-ever#comment-30396 wiilliiaamm Thu, 15 Oct 2009 16:42:54 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=15668#comment-30396 "jammed up with sexual feeling since 1989" mmmmm. "jammed up with sexual feeling since 1989"

mmmmm.

]]> By: kitten_witawip http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/the-saddest-blowjob-story-ever#comment-30395 kitten_witawip Thu, 15 Oct 2009 16:41:47 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=15668#comment-30395 After 20 years shaking someone's hand is sexual relations. After 20 years shaking someone's hand is sexual relations.

]]> By: HiredGoons http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/the-saddest-blowjob-story-ever#comment-30393 HiredGoons Thu, 15 Oct 2009 16:40:03 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=15668#comment-30393 You know, technically that's not sexual relations. You know, technically that's not sexual relations.

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