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Thursday, October 15, 2009

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The Saddest Blowjob Story Ever

"At first I kept saying, 'No, no, no.' But then I thought, If you send a tourist away angry, they'll tell people not to come to Atlantic City. I don't think she would have been able to convince me if I wasn't so tired."
-Former Atlantic City councilman Eugene Robinson, testifying at the trial of three men who allegedly hired a prostitute to seduce him on behalf of a rival politician. Robinson and the woman went to a motel, where he was secretly videotaped while she performed oral sex on him. The defendants are currently on trial for conspiracy, criminal coercion, and invasion of privacy. This is an amazing story, even for New Jersey.

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HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

You know, technically that's not sexual relations.

kitten_witawip

After 20 years shaking someone's hand is sexual relations.

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

I think you just got me pregnant.

wiilliiaamm
wiilliiaamm (#225)

"jammed up with sexual feeling since 1989"

mmmmm.

SarahHeartburn

I can just see that as the state motto on the Jersey license plate.

joshc
joshc (#442)

a city has pretty serious publicity issues when one of its own councilmen thinks that a top tourist attraction is convincing a tired old man to let you blow him in a claptrap motel.

SarahHeartburn

It sounds like a great title for a children's book. Come on Balk, give it a go.

iplaudius
iplaudius (#1,066)

He says he had not had sex since 1989. Give the man a break to go with his blowjob.

jolie
jolie (#16)

"On his way out of the motel, Mr. Robinson turned back to the woman who he was sure was his soulmate and whispered, 'Okay, friend, I’ll see you tomorrow, you be safe.'"

mathnet
mathnet (#27)

Wow. After reading that, I'm jammed up with pissed-off feeling on his behalf.

TH42
TH42 (#1,939)

This post makes it sound like the quote is the councilman's reaction to a blowjob when it is actually his reaction to being asked for a ride to the Borgata.

ValerieFlame
ValerieFlame (#150)

That's how I refer to blowjobs.

Would you like a ride to the Borgata?

C'mere, honey, give me a ride to the Borgata.

After I hike the Appalachian Trail, I think I'm going to get a ride to the Borgata.

SemperBufo
SemperBufo (#1,849)

Is there a more depressing place on the East Coast?

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

I'm sure there are a few graveyards and shanty towns.

Maevemealone
Maevemealone (#968)

That story just made me feel sorry for an Atlantic fricking City councilman. As if that was previously even possible!

lempha
lempha (#581)

Atlantic City, Always Turned On

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_548AAr6G52A/R9bvJduf0kI/AAAAAAAAAmA/fnzM4a5h6U4/s320/1142645-Always_Turned_On-Atlantic_City.jpg

Meeg
Meeg (#309)

See that! He didn't even want that BJ he was just doing his job for Atlantic City.

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