Tuesday, October 20th, 2009
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The Christmas Sweater — A Return to Redemption


You know that sudden and jarring juxtaposition of feelings you experience when you finally realize that something you were certain was a parodic mash-up turns out to be absolutely sincere? There oughta be a German word for that.

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Why is Glenn missing the lower half of his face until 2:15?
Barfenfreude.

Bittersweet (#765)

Uber-kitsche?

wiilliiaamm (#225)

Skinzen Krawlin.

mathnet (#27)

Faceyourstormandwrong

belltolls (#184)

Limbaughger.

libmas (#231)

WHERE THE SAD-EYED THINGS ARE.

Will someone please tell me what happens with the Christmas Sweater here? When I try to watch this video I get brain bleeds after half a minute and have to stop.

WE NEVER FIND OUT! WE HAVE TO BUY THE BOOK!

Well for starters there are no sweaters in it so it's a total bait and switch thing. And then a fat chick sings at the end.

Slava (#216)

How about a word for suddenly realizing that Glen Beck actually has children, who have This come home to them every evening… Never really crossed my mind before.

Bittersweet (#765)

Holycrapthatzmydadenfreude?

Baboleen (#1,430)

He should run a television ministry.

Bucko (#1,599)

He does.

NicFit (#616)

Fuckyourmom.com

sailor (#396)

This puts me in mind of a painting by Thomas Kinkade.

Baboleen (#1,430)

Embedded on a sweater.

gregorg (#30)

this puts me in mind of a movie of a painting of Thomas Kinkade.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0999872/

Thomas Kinkade's Christmas Cottage (2008)(V)

LittleLolly (#458)

Beckschmerz.

A menstrual cramp shout-out. Nice.

I might suggest Beckorrhoids.

lllxlll (#1,982)

someone punch this guy in the face please

brent_cox (#40)

Weltanblusterung.

Hobbesian (#255)

Weezersung.

EvilMonkey (#1,063)

Permanently dilated pupils? What is this guy on? Whatever, I can't get through the first minute. So, I'm guessing the "Sweater" isn't a garment, but a euphemism for a hot body experience he had with an older man (secret santa?) back in his college days. I guess it changed him.

johnpseudonym (#1,452)

Oh, damn. I was hoping for a Bill Cosby montage.

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