The Christmas Sweater  A Return to Redemption
You know that sudden and jarring juxtaposition of feelings you experience when you finally realize that something you were certain was a parodic mash-up turns out to be absolutely sincere? There oughta be a German word for that.
Why is Glenn missing the lower half of his face until 2:15?
Barfenfreude.
Uber-kitsche?
Skinzen Krawlin.
Faceyourstormandwrong
Limbaughger.
WHERE THE SAD-EYED THINGS ARE.
Will someone please tell me what happens with the Christmas Sweater here? When I try to watch this video I get brain bleeds after half a minute and have to stop.
WE NEVER FIND OUT! WE HAVE TO BUY THE BOOK!
Well for starters there are no sweaters in it so it's a total bait and switch thing. And then a fat chick sings at the end.
How about a word for suddenly realizing that Glen Beck actually has children, who have This come home to them every evening… Never really crossed my mind before.
Holycrapthatzmydadenfreude?
He should run a television ministry.
He does.
Ha
Fuckyourmom.com
Machen-Cosby
This puts me in mind of a painting by Thomas Kinkade.
Embedded on a sweater.
this puts me in mind of a movie of a painting of Thomas Kinkade.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0999872/
Thomas Kinkade's Christmas Cottage (2008)(V)
Beckschmerz.
A menstrual cramp shout-out. Nice.
I might suggest Beckorrhoids.
someone punch this guy in the face please
Weltanblusterung.
Weezersung.
Permanently dilated pupils? What is this guy on? Whatever, I can't get through the first minute. So, I'm guessing the "Sweater" isn't a garment, but a euphemism for a hot body experience he had with an older man (secret santa?) back in his college days. I guess it changed him.
Oh, damn. I was hoping for a Bill Cosby montage.