This is a video of a deer taken by a remote camera set up in the forest. While it is nice to look at, it does not provide proof of the existence of the Sasquatch. This is probably disappointing, but perhaps not terribly so, to those who set the camera up: Sasquatch Watch of Virginia, an organization dedicated to "the scientific research and investigation of the creature known as Bigfoot or Sasquatch."
The group went on a mission recently in neighboring West Virginia's Dolly Sods woodlands-a scenic stretch of uninhabited wilderness that is, according to Sasquatch Watch founder, Billy Willard, "a great place to search for Sasquatch."
They walked around the woods, taking plaster casts of what might be footprints and collecting samples of mysterious poop. They got to use GPS locaters and specialized cameras and recording devices. "Our friendly research methods do not strive to harm or kill any wildlife," says Wilder. "We seek to be cooperative and not hurtful to any person and to any public or private organizations." It sounds like a lovely bunch of guys, getting some nice fresh air, and having what is probably lots of fun-except for the picking up poop part. I'd wear fatigues and build a fort and bring Chinese stars to throw at trees. (Ooh, unless that would be considered harming wildlife?)
Says Wilder's fellow Sasquatch Watcher, Bruce Harrington, "I think one of the biggest arguments that people have against the existence of Bigfoot is there hasn't been any proof. From a logical standpoint, absence of proof is not proof of absence. So just because we don't have the proof that these creatures exist doesn't mean they don't exist."
That is irrefutably true.

Sasquatch might be standing right behind the deer - we just can't know. We'll need another trip out there. Better buy more beer.
What is the deal with that fucking deer? Is this what deer do, they just stand around the woods, looking around? And we're NOT supposed to shoot them?
It's mental telepathy-ing the 800,000 sasquatch(es?) in the one mile radius of where it is standing to make sure they avoid the hidden camera.
The try not to be eaten, eat, and, every once in a while, fuck. That is their simple mission.
It does prove the existence of attention-whore deer.
Better monitor that deer's library records.
I'm sure it's just a lot of Martha Grimes and Norman Mailer.
I went to a prep school in Washington State that had some hippy roots. Every spring students would take a week-long course that was something fun and different from normal classes, like stone carving or kayacking. One such course was "Hunting for Bigfoot" which was of course just code for "smoke a lot of weed with a cool teacher in the woods" it was extremely popular.
I went 'Hunting for Bigfoot' this morning before work!
This is the footage they missed.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JktcQ2A32cU
As a person born in West Virginia, I say that this is the least demeaning WV item I've seen in years.
Yeah, but wait until SWV finds Bigfoot's West Virginia compound and discovers it's full of Sarah Palin gear and the skulls of black folk.
And then Bigfoot comes back from busting up the anti-mountaintop removal rally with a baseball bat right after SWV finds the meth lab.
Because I can't find a comment reply link (bc I'm an idiot), I'll post this video I just found, Mr. Cox, of Bigfoot's drunken return to his compound:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gjc7Jg_gMy0
Yeah, that one. Harlan County USA 2000. It was unfair of me to compare Bigfoot to those gentlemen.
But where, then, are the happy herdsmen?
poised in tree-lofts with semiautomatic assault weapons.
I've never seen Bigfoot in Dolly Sods but you know what I have seen lots of up there? Bears. Lots and lots of bears.
So that's where that Bear Force One video was filmed.
"Bear Force One," gay porn?
West Virginia is wild and wonderful and WOOLY