Stripper Money's Wild Ride
This ad for a German charity seems to suggest that giving your money to its organization is infinitely superior to giving it to some stripper, because… well, I don't know. If you watch the ad, the stripper money ends up going to help dying kids anyway, plus it has all the fun of being next to the stripper, being used to snort coke, hanging out with other money at a poker game, etc. Maybe they have different values in Germany or something. I'm confused. [Via]
What it means is, whatever money you find on the street, give that to charity.
Der Weg des Geldes sounds like the inflated title of an 19th-Century German treatise on philosophy and economics.
The slogan at the end would work well for a massage parlour: “Every bill has its story. With us it has a happy ending.”
Oh fuck. That made me choke on my coffee.
'coming.'
Heh.
There is one of those massage parlours in my office building, and I never cease to be amused by the greasy investment bankers who slink up to the 2nd floor with a hang dog expression, tacky pinstripes, and Italian knockoff loafers.
One of the lawyers on another floor never fails to discuss it openly in the elevator whenever there is someone we all know is going.
"What that floor? That's for guys who forgot how to jerk off."
What do they look like when they leave?
Sweaty, as opposed to greasy – and they ALL immediately turn to their mobile devices after stepping on the elevator to avoid having to make eye contact with any of us who work in the building.
But we all snicker and eye each other knowingly.
I personally always check for a wedding ring.
Jeez, coming or going, I would take the stairs a few floors.
@HiredGoons: I'm going to need your work address immediately for the purposes of internet confirmation.
You're going to join the party … or else.
I'm going to start a drinking game–called " Which Post is Balks and Which Post is Choires".
I'm HAMMERED as hell right now.
BECAUSE ALL BILLS HAVE MORE FUN THAN ME ON A FRIDAY NIGHT, FOREIGNERS ARE FUNNY, MAYBE THE DYING KID WANTS TO SEE A STRIPPER,
And for Balk. TOTALLY Unrelated.
http://www.vancouversun.com/news/skating+bear+kills+Russian+state+circus/2137660/story.html
And this is the part of Sprockets when we DANCE!
Ha!
Touch my mon(k)ey.
Beat me to it!
I think the point is that German strippers get 50 Euro notes stuffed in their g-strings, so they make like $4000 a night.
'Weg der Geldes' = next Barry Levinson picture.
I want to see where that money goes once it's in the box. I suspect there are hookers involved.
What else do you think sick German kids dream about?
World domination?
Run, Moola, Run