"But if you try laughing and it doesn't work, the next step might be simply to try avoidance. Easier said than done, of course, if your wife has masses of Asian friends and you are completely steeped in Asian women, but if it's just a matter of your going all funny when you see one in a bar, then the answer would be simply to keep them out of eyeshot and turn away."
-Agony aunt Virginia Ironside advises a reader who has a worrying obsession with Asian women.
Monday, October 19, 2009
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The lady with the twins had the most insightful advice. Also: the Asian fetish--definitely a deal breaker.
I just browsed about a year of these columns looking for help with my problems (giant penis, career over-achieving, making others in my presence feel ugly by comparison) and found that Virginia's readers are almost all weird old people who want to know if their daughter should see a psychologist, or some such nonsense. Seems to be more of a "commiseration columnist" than really an "advice columnist," per se.
If only there were some way for him to vicariously engage in his fantasies. But alas, the fetish is just too rare for him to find an outlet.
Google ads to the rescue! Be sure to visit www.AsianEuro.com to find out more about beautiful Asian women who are interested in pasty white guys.
Digging your (new!) Gravatar...
(And happy to see old Moff back, too, for that matter.)
Not that odd really. Half of US-born Asian women marry white guys. Try finding hot tall blonde women into Asian men. That's a lot tougher sell.
Is she played by Raymond Burr?
Boy, he definitely wants to avoid the massage parlor on the 2nd floor of my office building. Pasty old white men just can't seem to stop going there for some reason that I cannot surmise.
Trent Reznor would beg to differ.