Here it is, the cover to The Most Important Book Of Our Time. The flag pin is a nice touch. And the red pullover is a nice symbolic nod to her following in the red states. But what is she looking at?
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Putin's flashing her again? (Also probably too obvious I WILL TRY HARDER.)
Berlusconi is going in for the hug. You can see it in her eyes.
Better dead than red!
The mighty hand of G-d leading her to the White House?
No pronounced boobage? Very surprising.
I thought the same thing.
But what is she looking at?
Russia, obvi.
I disagree. She's looking at turkeys being slaughtered and fed into a plucking machine.
But she's seeing Russia!
But really, do conservative pols wear that fucking lapel pin on all possible items of clothing? Reagan Ranch commemorative PJ's? White tube socks? Gimp outfits? Their "Don't Shank, Just Skank" tee shirts?
You just gave me an idea for a tattoo.
On the back it says "For readers ages 6 -8"
I am disappointed we cannot see her shoes.
She doesn't even have lapels.
It pisses me off to think that her book is coming out at the same time that Dave Letterman is having his episode. In an effort to boost his image, he may be a little kinder to her now, considering his comments about her daughter this summer.
I do mean her older daughter.
That is her "leading" face. If she lowers her eyebrows a quarter inch, then it is her "thinking" face.
Vacant look is typical, but in this case she's daydreaming about the Oval Office.
I just can't believe that the McCain campaign took away all her clothes. She's reduced to wearing a tracksuit that is obviously a hand-me-down because it doesn't fit properly.
Have we no respect for our leading imbeciles?
I was REALLY rooting for that familiar-looking jacket to be the same as this one http://www.runnersworld.com/article/0,7120,s6-243-410--13221-0,00.html .
Alas, no.
She is looking at Hot Topic, which is right across the food court from Olan Mills.
This is very nice indeed.
The companion piece..?
You win
She's looking at the squeaky toy bunny that the photographer's assistant is dangling around and around to keep her attention and make her laugh.
Oh, now she's just begging to be called a Nimbo.
(/cloud joke)
You know, up until this point I realize I'd been reading the title of this book as "Going Rouge"
Her wardrobe choice does little to detract from that impression.
Actually, she meant to but misspelled it.
That's actually, I think, how she pronounces it. You say Tomato ..
David Letterman, naked.
DAMNIT!
Was going to rant; had a vomitous bottle of bile all ready to spew. Reminded myself she's not worth it. On the national political scene, she is a non-entity. And if she has decided to stop tarting herself up, she'll fade from the national tabloid pages as well. On that note, book done, check; divorce Todd, next.
Main Entry: rogue
Pronunciation: \ˈrÃ…Âg\
Function: noun
Etymology: origin unknown
Date: 1561
1 : vagrant, tramp
2 : a dishonest or worthless person : scoundrel
3 : a mischievous person : scamp
4 : a horse inclined to shirk or misbehave
5 : an individual exhibiting a chance and usually inferior biological variation
That's not how real Americans define "rogue," you betcha!
PSH every one knows that red fleece pull overs are the province of Mitt Romney and the water polo team he calls a family (seriously have you seen those people? Purest of purebreed AMERRRICUHNS!)
I looked northeast, then behind me, expecting Jaysus.
She's looking at the shine of her reflected glory. Or the Sears catalogue photographer told her she looked purdy.
Two dogs doin' it. Why, what are you lookin' at?
I think she's not looking at the reader because a good woman doesn't meet a man's gaze. Instead she looks off camera at her gallant young husband and dreams of having more children. This is the myth of the Christian MILF.