Seems pretty reasonable. Hey, since we're on a Simpsons thing on the Awl today, remember when Homer's lifelong ambition was to own the Dallas Cowboys? Good times.
You know, I think I see a spot for Rush to be a regular on Michael Vick's reality show. You know, both misunderstood, rejected by the NFL, complete psychopaths. And the whole racist angle! I think VH1 needs to snap this up NOW.
Very VERY ruff.
Explains why I was such an asshole last night.
Seems pretty reasonable. Hey, since we're on a Simpsons thing on the Awl today, remember when Homer's lifelong ambition was to own the Dallas Cowboys? Good times.
The DENVER BRONCOS?! Aw, Marge. You just don't understand football...
Hey, if I were really Rush Limbaugh I wouldn't have such a hard time finding drugs.
I don't think a lot of doctors would be very happy about being so "honored."
I feel his pain (medication).
You know, I think I see a spot for Rush to be a regular on Michael Vick's reality show. You know, both misunderstood, rejected by the NFL, complete psychopaths. And the whole racist angle! I think VH1 needs to snap this up NOW.
And, you know, I really need to stop saying "you know" so much. Jebus.
Are we at trade unionists yet, or are we all the way up to Jews?
"Tonight… We Are All Rush Limbaugh." Given enough snack foods and pills, yes.
If you can make it to the end of the post, check out the quote he uses to get his point across. It is delicious.
"First, they came for the drug-addled racist assholes..."
That whole Nixonian 'enemies everywhere' thing really took off.
Paranoia is the New Black.
We are all obese racists?
Actually, they probably are.
Glenn Beck finds the Holocaust a handy analogy as well: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/10/13/glenn-beck-compares-fox-n_n_318784.html
To be fair, it fits in with the whole Obama = Hitler thing. At least they're CONSISTENTLY asinine.
The brand is indeed strong. Who is conservatism's consultant?
I hear that the St. Louis franchise is going to be renamed the "Stormtroopers." The "SS" logo has great marketing potential.
miSSouri!
I'm looking forward to their "throwback" uniforms: a bed sheet and a pillowcase with two eyeholes cut into it.
I was wondering why I had so much trouble with the door frame. And where my soul had gotten to.