Comments on: Oh, That's So Cute, An Ice-Skating Bea… AAAGHHH!!! NO, NO!!! PLEASE GOD, HELP ME!!! http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/oh-thats-so-cute-an-ice-skating-bea-aaaghhh-no-no-please-god-help-me Seriously, this could not be more beta Tue, 16 Mar 2010 16:05:22 -0400 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: Mindpowered http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/oh-thats-so-cute-an-ice-skating-bea-aaaghhh-no-no-please-god-help-me#comment-32571 Mindpowered Fri, 23 Oct 2009 18:26:42 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=16386#comment-32571 http://www.vancouversun.com/news/skating+bear+kills+Russian+state+circus/2137660/story.html Ask and you shall receive. http://www.vancouversun.com/news/skating+bear+kills+Russian+state+circus/2137660/story.html

Ask and you shall receive.

]]> By: En Vague http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/oh-thats-so-cute-an-ice-skating-bea-aaaghhh-no-no-please-god-help-me#comment-32429 En Vague Fri, 23 Oct 2009 12:54:59 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=16386#comment-32429 This only reminds me of the final chapter of Cormac McCarthy's "Blood Meridian". This only reminds me of the final chapter of Cormac McCarthy's "Blood Meridian".

]]> By: TerseNursePornstein http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/oh-thats-so-cute-an-ice-skating-bea-aaaghhh-no-no-please-god-help-me#comment-32409 TerseNursePornstein Fri, 23 Oct 2009 02:58:12 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=16386#comment-32409 Missed the hideously grisly murder of the bear's dignity, did you? Missed the hideously grisly murder of the bear's dignity, did you?

]]> By: johnpseudonym http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/oh-thats-so-cute-an-ice-skating-bea-aaaghhh-no-no-please-god-help-me#comment-32405 johnpseudonym Fri, 23 Oct 2009 02:17:09 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=16386#comment-32405 I can die happy now. Thank you. I can die happy now. Thank you.

]]> By: Sakurambobomb http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/oh-thats-so-cute-an-ice-skating-bea-aaaghhh-no-no-please-god-help-me#comment-32365 Sakurambobomb Thu, 22 Oct 2009 21:39:56 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=16386#comment-32365 Jeezus - I was watching that video with my butt cheeks clenched waiting for the mauling, both fascinated and afraid, and...there was nothing. No mauling. I hate you all. Jeezus – I was watching that video with my butt cheeks clenched waiting for the mauling, both fascinated and afraid, and…there was nothing. No mauling.

I hate you all.

]]> By: Ron Obvious http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/oh-thats-so-cute-an-ice-skating-bea-aaaghhh-no-no-please-god-help-me#comment-32338 Ron Obvious Thu, 22 Oct 2009 20:36:05 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=16386#comment-32338 Hey, didn't that bruin play for Pittsburgh in the mid-1970s? Hey, didn't that bruin play for Pittsburgh in the mid-1970s?

]]> By: SarahHeartburn http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/oh-thats-so-cute-an-ice-skating-bea-aaaghhh-no-no-please-god-help-me#comment-32337 SarahHeartburn Thu, 22 Oct 2009 20:33:57 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=16386#comment-32337 What a cheat! I was waiting for blood. What a cheat! I was waiting for blood.

]]> By: RocketSurgeon http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/oh-thats-so-cute-an-ice-skating-bea-aaaghhh-no-no-please-god-help-me#comment-32319 RocketSurgeon Thu, 22 Oct 2009 19:55:25 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=16386#comment-32319 Of course, I can't see the video at work, and I think I'm glad for that. This reminded me that I saw Der Spiegel yesterday that the Family Guy is now captioned into Russian, complete with obligatory performing bear jokes: http://www.spiegel.de/video/video-1027896.html Of course, I can't see the video at work, and I think I'm glad for that. This reminded me that I saw Der Spiegel yesterday that the Family Guy is now captioned into Russian, complete with obligatory performing bear jokes: http://www.spiegel.de/video/video-1027896.html

]]> By: finn http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/oh-thats-so-cute-an-ice-skating-bea-aaaghhh-no-no-please-god-help-me#comment-32302 finn Thu, 22 Oct 2009 19:34:19 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=16386#comment-32302 Shades of The Ben Show? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tNgpdOuKYM Shades of The Ben Show?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tNgpdOuKYM

]]> By: mathnet http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/oh-thats-so-cute-an-ice-skating-bea-aaaghhh-no-no-please-god-help-me#comment-32272 mathnet Thu, 22 Oct 2009 19:01:31 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=16386#comment-32272 Dave Bry? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH ALEX BALK? Dave Bry? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH ALEX BALK?

]]> By: DorothyMantooth http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/oh-thats-so-cute-an-ice-skating-bea-aaaghhh-no-no-please-god-help-me#comment-32243 DorothyMantooth Thu, 22 Oct 2009 18:25:53 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=16386#comment-32243 I bet they call that bear Khabibulin. I bet they call that bear Khabibulin.

]]> By: garge http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/oh-thats-so-cute-an-ice-skating-bea-aaaghhh-no-no-please-god-help-me#comment-32232 garge Thu, 22 Oct 2009 18:10:34 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=16386#comment-32232 Do you think they have to suffer the incessant tightening of the laces? That always upset me, as a child. Do you think they have to suffer the incessant tightening of the laces? That always upset me, as a child.

]]> By: Bucko http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/oh-thats-so-cute-an-ice-skating-bea-aaaghhh-no-no-please-god-help-me#comment-32206 Bucko Thu, 22 Oct 2009 17:39:09 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=16386#comment-32206 I think folks who do this to bears deserve to die. Torturing animals for entertainment is seriously fucked up. Animals are for eating. I think folks who do this to bears deserve to die. Torturing animals for entertainment is seriously fucked up. Animals are for eating.

]]> By: Flashman http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/oh-thats-so-cute-an-ice-skating-bea-aaaghhh-no-no-please-god-help-me#comment-32205 Flashman Thu, 22 Oct 2009 17:35:23 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=16386#comment-32205 Tie Domi could have taken that bear. Tie Domi could have taken that bear.

]]> By: intelligentless http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/oh-thats-so-cute-an-ice-skating-bea-aaaghhh-no-no-please-god-help-me#comment-32199 intelligentless Thu, 22 Oct 2009 17:26:41 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=16386#comment-32199 Car-bear-ator? Car-bear-ator?

]]> By: cherrispryte http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/oh-thats-so-cute-an-ice-skating-bea-aaaghhh-no-no-please-god-help-me#comment-32190 cherrispryte Thu, 22 Oct 2009 17:12:26 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=16386#comment-32190 Wait. That can't be real. Can it? Bear feet fit into ice skates? A bear let someone put ice skates on its feet? and teach it how to skate and how to use a hockey stick? I find all of this highly unlikely, yet I am intrigued. Wait. That can't be real. Can it? Bear feet fit into ice skates? A bear let someone put ice skates on its feet? and teach it how to skate and how to use a hockey stick? I find all of this highly unlikely, yet I am intrigued.

]]> By: kitten_witawip http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/oh-thats-so-cute-an-ice-skating-bea-aaaghhh-no-no-please-god-help-me#comment-32183 kitten_witawip Thu, 22 Oct 2009 17:08:00 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=16386#comment-32183 It looks like it's the helmet that the bear did not like. It looks like it's the helmet that the bear did not like.

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