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Bittersweet on Morrissey In Bitter Lyrics Switch Shocker

Bittersweet — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 13:55:45 +0000

And if a new Toyota Prius crashes into us...

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Natasha Vargas-Cooper — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 18:20:58 +0000

WE WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU, MOZ Sincerely, 10,000 Cholos.

#56 on Morrissey In Bitter Lyrics Switch Shocker

#56 — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:43:58 +0000

some girls are bigger than others because I Won't Share Food.

Hez on Morrissey In Bitter Lyrics Switch Shocker

Hez — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 15:08:38 +0000

What They Said.

sigerson on Morrissey In Bitter Lyrics Switch Shocker

sigerson — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:07:48 +0000

and when the flames rose to her Roman nose her iPhone started to melt?

sigerson on Morrissey In Bitter Lyrics Switch Shocker

sigerson — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:07:13 +0000

...to appear on the front of the Daily Mail dressed in a top hat and tail?

elecampane on Morrissey In Bitter Lyrics Switch Shocker

elecampane — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 13:59:25 +0000

are you trying to start another argument about Morrissey?

johnpseudonym on Morrissey In Bitter Lyrics Switch Shocker

johnpseudonym — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 13:52:46 +0000

The boy with a thorn in his side.

hungrybee on Morrissey In Bitter Lyrics Switch Shocker

hungrybee — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 13:33:55 +0000

Bigmouth strikes again.

NotAndersonCooper on Morrissey In Bitter Lyrics Switch Shocker

NotAndersonCooper — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 13:20:29 +0000

This reminds me of the time Mick altered, Ã¢â‚¬Å“Black girls just want to get fucked all night, I just donÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t have that much jam,Ã¢â‚¬Â to Ã¢â‚¬Å“.Ã¢â‚¬Â

widestanceromance on Morrissey In Bitter Lyrics Switch Shocker

widestanceromance — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 13:10:06 +0000

He used to be a poet and now he's just a tool.

sox on Morrissey In Bitter Lyrics Switch Shocker

sox — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 12:57:05 +0000

but was the event itself still successful?

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theDRA — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 12:56:43 +0000

ruff!

GiovanniGF on Morrissey In Bitter Lyrics Switch Shocker

GiovanniGF — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 12:37:16 +0000

Leave Morrisey alone!

LondonLee on Morrissey In Bitter Lyrics Switch Shocker

LondonLee — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 12:36:47 +0000

Hope he's not still ill.

#56 on Morrissey In Bitter Lyrics Switch Shocker

#56 — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 12:34:30 +0000

balk, that joke isn't funny anymore.

johnpseudonym on Morrissey In Bitter Lyrics Switch Shocker

johnpseudonym — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 12:14:51 +0000

What Difference Does It Make?

HiredGoons on Morrissey In Bitter Lyrics Switch Shocker

HiredGoons — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 12:09:35 +0000

Stop. I've seen this one before.

Flashman on Morrissey In Bitter Lyrics Switch Shocker

Flashman — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 12:07:51 +0000

He's going about things the wrong way.

carpetblogger on Morrissey In Bitter Lyrics Switch Shocker

carpetblogger — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 11:49:57 +0000

The Queen is tired and needs a rest.

NinetyNine on Morrissey In Bitter Lyrics Switch Shocker

NinetyNine — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 11:39:50 +0000

Stretch out and give up?

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Clarence Rosario — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 11:27:09 +0000

Great, just great. Heaven knows I'm miserable now.

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kitten_witawip — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 11:17:54 +0000

Don't know when that show was be he was taken to the hospital Sunday. http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Music/10/25/morrissey.collapse/index.html

johnpseudonym on Morrissey In Bitter Lyrics Switch Shocker

johnpseudonym — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 11:04:52 +0000

There's been a little complication with my complication.

Bittersweet on Morrissey In Bitter Lyrics Switch Shocker

Bittersweet — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 11:04:15 +0000

No kidding. 15-year-old me with the giant crush on Mr. Everett (yes, I was really clueless) would be appalled.

Bittersweet on Morrissey In Bitter Lyrics Switch Shocker

Bittersweet — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 11:03:12 +0000

Ouch, Moz, I'm not quite ready to morph my teenage mopiness into middle aged bitterness, thankyouverymuch. Regardless, hope you feel better soon.

josh_speed on Morrissey In Bitter Lyrics Switch Shocker

josh_speed — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 10:46:06 +0000

Also: Morrissey sans facelift still looks 1500% better than Ms. Rupert Everett, with Katherine-Helmond-in-Brazil facelift. Just sayin'.