What's going on off the coast of Prison Island? Oh, just a case of MONSTER SHARK SYNDROME! "The nine-foot white pointer shark emerged from the waters off the Queensland coast with an eye-popping wound: two gigantic bite marks that nearly split it in two. What could possibly be large enough to have a jaw that big? Experts say it's likely a monster shark measuring at least 15 feet in length." Look at this non-monster shark (although, sure, nine feet is nothing to sneeze at) and feel the terror. Also the amazingness. I mean, it's pretty goddamn cool. I just hope the monster shark doesn't do blackface.
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
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Maybe it was Chris Christie.
hey-oooooo!
From the holes in that shark, it looks more like it was TWO MONSTER SHARKS doing some synchronized swimming. Or maybe one normal-sized shark with an intern who is good at Photoshop.
Australia is really jumping the shark with this news. Time to cross the channel to New Zealand.
You're going to need a big boat.
Richard Dreyfuss?
Bad idea! Six months in a leaky boat, you're bound to fall victim to a shark attack. I see red everywhere.
A fifteen foot Great White is pretty standard, actually. Twenty to Twenty Two feet is about as big as they get.
The biggest ever landed on a line (I believe) was off Montauk.
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/08/10/nyregion/10jaws.html
Does this have anything to do with that Penis Shark from over the summer? Because I have yet to find an adequate answer as to WTF was going on there, and I'd really like further investigation into the matter.
AHEM.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/8322629.stm
There is no God.
I think Michael Vick found some kind of weird international waters loophole
Ha!