I think Belonsky has been outdone:
"Silverman's attempt to delay 30 Rock in honor of shows with titles nobody can remember was inconsequential in relation to the good he would do recreating the definition of media alongside IAC chairman Barry Diller."
katie, In addition to being incomprehensible this guy's first post on Gawker was to announce the winner of ANTM before it aired on the west coast. Last night he posted about The Office before it aired here as well. I declined to read it until now and it is equally as unintelligible.
Hello … [tap tap] … is this thing on? [feedback squeal]
*ahem* Testing … testing …
Hi. How are you all doing tonight?
So how about those pilots who flew by the airport today? You know, I don't think they … Oh wait, sorry. Hang on:
Why Those Pilots Flew Past the Airport Today By MisterHippity
Ok, so … I don’t think they really fell asleep. I think they were just looking for a river to land on, so they could get some of that "Sully" Sullenberger hot hero-groupie action! You know what I mean?
Or maybe they were just fucking the flight attendants. Hey … why do you think they call it the cockpit, anyway?
Actually, though … I think they really probably just fell asleep.
So anyway … I really appreciate the opportunity to do this. You guys have been a great audience.
If anyone's interested, I'm available every night because I'm an insomniac and I don't have a day job. So just let me know.
From the comments: "Can we execute the losers? That would liven things up a bit."
That person should be hired immediately.
Gawker stalker.
Do you think Gawker is as embarrassed for itself as we all are for it?
I'm actually not sure whether Belonsky was the nadir or this is.
I think Belonsky has been outdone:
"Silverman's attempt to delay 30 Rock in honor of shows with titles nobody can remember was inconsequential in relation to the good he would do recreating the definition of media alongside IAC chairman Barry Diller."
Which looks like a paragraph until you actually read it.
katie, In addition to being incomprehensible this guy's first post on Gawker was to announce the winner of ANTM before it aired on the west coast. Last night he posted about The Office before it aired here as well. I declined to read it until now and it is equally as unintelligible.
Area website, Area website.
Sigh. This is hard to watch.
Conciseness does not seem to be a quality emphasized in the auditions posted to date says the pot to the kettle.
Fuck that. I'm calling that kid from Georgetown if I need a new gig.
Also, I tried to go see the shit show, but it froze my computer.
Hello … [tap tap] … is this thing on? [feedback squeal]
*ahem* Testing … testing …
Hi. How are you all doing tonight?
So how about those pilots who flew by the airport today? You know, I don't think they … Oh wait, sorry. Hang on:
Why Those Pilots Flew Past the Airport Today
By MisterHippity
Ok, so … I don’t think they really fell asleep. I think they were just looking for a river to land on, so they could get some of that "Sully" Sullenberger hot hero-groupie action! You know what I mean?
Or maybe they were just fucking the flight attendants. Hey … why do you think they call it the cockpit, anyway?
Actually, though … I think they really probably just fell asleep.
So anyway … I really appreciate the opportunity to do this. You guys have been a great audience.
If anyone's interested, I'm available every night because I'm an insomniac and I don't have a day job. So just let me know.
RIP Gawker (2008).