Comments on: Law Comes Down Hard On Naked Guy

By: pattycakes

pattycakes — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 02:51:36 +0000

and the kids are probably only there every other weekend.

By: NotAndersonCooper

NotAndersonCooper — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 01:30:26 +0000

old joke
crazy lady: Officer, there's a naked man next door.
cop: I can't see anyone.
crazy lady: Here, use my binoculars.

By: Flashman

Flashman — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 23:55:22 +0000

By: Ron Obvious

Ron Obvious — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 23:08:57 +0000

Soooo, I shouldn't linger absolutely nude in the doorway to the backyard while I let the dogs out for their pre-bedtime squirt. I'll be goddamned if I tell my wife about this. She'll just start up with that "I told you so" crap again.

By: johnpseudonym

johnpseudonym — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 20:55:00 +0000

I look forward to turning the tables and being the one to call the cops when I am peeping through my neighbors' windows tonight.

By: Jef

Jef — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 20:10:57 +0000

Is that Ryan Reynolds as the reporter?

By: josh_speed

josh_speed — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 20:05:19 +0000

Bienvenue au Quebec, Flashman!

By: DorothyMantooth

DorothyMantooth — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 19:50:18 +0000

That is excellent.

And beats the hell out of my "Tour Bus Parked Outside of My Law School with Every Single Above-Seat TeeVee Playing Porno" story.

By: HiredGoons

HiredGoons — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 19:46:01 +0000

Ideally the cargo pants would be strewn across the floor.

By: Tulletilsynet

Tulletilsynet — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 19:35:49 +0000

You can't get arrested for gawking but your face might get stuck that way.

By: garge

garge — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 19:28:34 +0000

I do have a lifting fetish, but that might be trumped by kids and/or cargo pants.

By: HiredGoons

HiredGoons — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 19:24:27 +0000

Could. Would. Should.

<- wood!

By: Abe Sauer

Abe Sauer — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 19:17:42 +0000

I'll see your kitchen wang and raise you a "Broadcasting Porn Out Window Near Grade School"
http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2009/10/19/crimesider/entry5396944.shtml

By: Maevemealone

Maevemealone — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 19:17:10 +0000

I'd have to see the roommates.

By: Fifi

Fifi — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 19:11:56 +0000

I was thinking the very same thing. Like he could lift me up and throw me on the bed with no problem!

By: HiredGoons

HiredGoons — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 18:58:17 +0000

Hawaii? I need to see his birth certificate.

By: Maureen

Maureen — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 18:55:57 +0000

"Eric Williamson, who grew up in Hawaii, plans to fight the charge."

By: andj

andj — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 18:55:45 +0000

I'd like the Awl to continue to cover this story as it unfolds.

By: DorothyMantooth

DorothyMantooth — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 18:49:58 +0000

I was walking to a party in Washington Heights one evening (so, not that late) and saw a couple totally goin' at it in front of their kitchen window. Which was DIRECTLY across the street from the subway entrance!

I just figured it would make for a great anecdote.

By: HiredGoons

HiredGoons — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 18:48:20 +0000

You know I was thinki… look at his arms!!!

By: cherrispryte

cherrispryte — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 18:45:37 +0000

That was my first thought. Though, to be fair, most people in Virginia are assholes one way or another.

By: Meeg

Meeg — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 18:36:34 +0000

I'd say there's no way he's going to get convicted.

By: Flashman

Flashman — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 18:35:28 +0000

I once saw in Montreal, when I was out early one Sunday to meet my friends for a climbing trip down to the 'dacks, this guy standing stark naked in front of an open window and pissing in a huge arc, down 3 storeys onto Parc Avenue.
Luckily I was on the other side of the street.
It never actually occurred to me that this might be obscene or illegal, just a little weird.

By: kneetoe

kneetoe — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 18:32:48 +0000

Well, the sign on the path saying free twinkies with an arrow pointing to his kitchen window is damning.

By: brent_cox

brent_cox — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 18:32:29 +0000

And he was on a cell phone at the time.