Friday, October 23rd, 2009
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Last-Minute Racist Pet Costumes!

JEW DOGS? WHAT'S NEXT!We knew there were plenty of racist human costumes for Halloween but we did not know about the animals. BUT, BUT, BUT-THESE DOGS ARE EPISCOPALIAN!

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iplaudius (#1,066)

Nothing to see here. This is what happens when Reform Jews give their dog a Bar Mitzvah.

HiredGoons (#603)

Bark Mitzvah?

HiredGoons (#603)

Wow. They even got a black dog for Big Daddy Pimp Dog.

Tuna Surprise (#573)

I think the perfect racist pet costume would be to dye a white dog black and put it in the Big Daddy Pimp Costume.

http://www.findcostume.com/fm-cm-46500.html

HiredGoons (#603)

and then put it on Australian TV.

Moff (#28)

Oh, they're racists costumes that you can put on pets. So I'm still unclear on how to dress up as a dog that hates black people.

You should ask my friend J____. His dog, L___, just HATES BLACK PEOPLE. It is nuts. And the dog is black too!

Moff (#28)

The Michael Steele of dogs! That is unfortunate.

Bucko (#1,599)

There seems to be a lot of confusion about what the word racist means. It's not racist to put a ethnic groups traditional clothing on a dog. It may be cruel. Animals are for food people!

YOU'RE A RACIST. GO BACK TO RACISMVILLE.

(I JUST HAD COFFEE!)

slinkimalinki (#182)

BLACK coffee?

iplaudius (#1,066)

I think Jay Smooth would want to point out that the costume, not the dog, is racist.

Bucko (#1,599)

I loved it there, but the TV reception is horrible, and it's impossible to find a good cleaning lady.

slinkimalinki (#182)

humourless troll is humourless.

toadvine (#1,698)

Oh, I get it. Someone is a troll if they aren't a sycophant. That's quick. You must be smart.

Bucko (#1,599)

I'm a troll because I say things that get people pissed off. It's my destiny, and I don't stress about it anymore. Better a troll than a suck-up I figure.

toadvine (#1,698)

You figure right. If you want to have a good time on here dare to criticize Dr. Adams. It got my comments re-edited.

TehTroll (#2,025)

Who is Dr. Adams?

toadvine (#1,698)

Some podiatrist

HiredGoons (#603)

So you're saying Pimp clothing is traditional for black people?

Bucko (#1,599)

No, but nor is it racist to put a pimp costume on a black dog. Only racists think black dogs are not an analog to black people.

Bucko (#1,599)

Why can't we edit comments? That's fucking racist. I meant: only racists think a black dog is an analog of a black person. Being a human black isn't about skin color, it's about history.

slinkimalinki (#182)

oooops! having actually seen the gallery, i'd like to revise that to: racist troll is racist.

Bucko (#1,599)

That's because you don't know what the word means. You just use it to apply to anything that makes you feel uncomfortable whilst you sit in your white bread world whistling your white bread tune.

Abe Sauer (#148)

Not using correct punctuation is racist.

Bucko (#1,599)

Now we're getting somewhe're.

HiredGoons (#603)

whe're?

Bucko (#1,599)

Teh land which punctilliation 4got.

EvilMonkey (#1,063)

I am so dissapointed that the Korean dog costume did not show up on that web site. Dog in Wok with soy sauce bottle. For Filipino, add vinegar bottle, garlic clove and bay leaf.

Bucko (#1,599)

Even this isn't racist, but it's funny!

Dave Bry (#422)

A weimaramer and a dachshund? Those dogs aren't only Episcopelians, they're Nazis.

mamacita (#127)

They're Lutheran, dammit.

toadvine (#1,698)

Those are fascist dogs. They worship only efficiency.

omg omg hoLOLcaust, Bry.

kneetoe (#1,881)

This shit made me so made I nearly hit the roof, roof.

(Off to get some coffee.)

That's ruff.

kneetoe (#1,881)

Woof, I barely got through it!

And if you think my bark is bad, you should see my bight.

grandpa27 (#804)

That's blight.

mathnet (#27)

OMG would you guys please stop obsessing? I want to see them and HuffPo doesn't have enough internet for all of us!

johnpseudonym (#1,452)

I told those fucks down at the league office a thousand times that I don’t roll on Shabbos!

Abe Sauer (#148)

Indeed. Moses to Sandy Koufax…

Baboleen (#1,430)

Kibbuts and Bits

Baboleen (#1,430)

Kibbutz and Bits

phoneranger (#1,954)

the little guy is a Lutheran

Hez (#147)

This is the best Awlumn of today.

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