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Friday, October 23, 2009

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Last-Minute Racist Pet Costumes!

JEW DOGS? WHAT'S NEXT!We knew there were plenty of racist human costumes for Halloween but we did not know about the animals. BUT, BUT, BUT-THESE DOGS ARE EPISCOPALIAN!

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iplaudius
iplaudius (#1,066)

Nothing to see here. This is what happens when Reform Jews give their dog a Bar Mitzvah.

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

Bark Mitzvah?

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

Wow. They even got a black dog for Big Daddy Pimp Dog.

Tuna Surprise
Tuna Surprise (#573)

I think the perfect racist pet costume would be to dye a white dog black and put it in the Big Daddy Pimp Costume.

http://www.findcostume.com/fm-cm-46500.html

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

and then put it on Australian TV.

Moff
Moff (#28)

Oh, they're racists costumes that you can put on pets. So I'm still unclear on how to dress up as a dog that hates black people.

Choire Sicha

You should ask my friend J____. His dog, L___, just HATES BLACK PEOPLE. It is nuts. And the dog is black too!

Moff
Moff (#28)

The Michael Steele of dogs! That is unfortunate.

Bucko
Bucko (#1,599)

There seems to be a lot of confusion about what the word racist means. It's not racist to put a ethnic groups traditional clothing on a dog. It may be cruel. Animals are for food people!

Choire Sicha

YOU'RE A RACIST. GO BACK TO RACISMVILLE.

Choire Sicha

(I JUST HAD COFFEE!)

slinkimalinki
slinkimalinki (#182)

BLACK coffee?

iplaudius
iplaudius (#1,066)

I think Jay Smooth would want to point out that the costume, not the dog, is racist.

Bucko
Bucko (#1,599)

I loved it there, but the TV reception is horrible, and it's impossible to find a good cleaning lady.

slinkimalinki
slinkimalinki (#182)

humourless troll is humourless.

toadvine
toadvine (#1,698)

Oh, I get it. Someone is a troll if they aren't a sycophant. That's quick. You must be smart.

Bucko
Bucko (#1,599)

I'm a troll because I say things that get people pissed off. It's my destiny, and I don't stress about it anymore. Better a troll than a suck-up I figure.

toadvine
toadvine (#1,698)

You figure right. If you want to have a good time on here dare to criticize Dr. Adams. It got my comments re-edited.

TehTroll
TehTroll (#2,025)

Who is Dr. Adams?

toadvine
toadvine (#1,698)

Some podiatrist

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

So you're saying Pimp clothing is traditional for black people?

Bucko
Bucko (#1,599)

No, but nor is it racist to put a pimp costume on a black dog. Only racists think black dogs are not an analog to black people.

Bucko
Bucko (#1,599)

Why can't we edit comments? That's fucking racist. I meant: only racists think a black dog is an analog of a black person. Being a human black isn't about skin color, it's about history.

slinkimalinki
slinkimalinki (#182)

oooops! having actually seen the gallery, i'd like to revise that to: racist troll is racist.

Bucko
Bucko (#1,599)

That's because you don't know what the word means. You just use it to apply to anything that makes you feel uncomfortable whilst you sit in your white bread world whistling your white bread tune.

Abe Sauer
Abe Sauer (#148)

Not using correct punctuation is racist.

Bucko
Bucko (#1,599)

Now we're getting somewhe're.

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

whe're?

Bucko
Bucko (#1,599)

Teh land which punctilliation 4got.

EvilMonkey
EvilMonkey (#1,063)

I am so dissapointed that the Korean dog costume did not show up on that web site. Dog in Wok with soy sauce bottle. For Filipino, add vinegar bottle, garlic clove and bay leaf.

Bucko
Bucko (#1,599)

Even this isn't racist, but it's funny!

Dave Bry
Dave Bry (#422)

A weimaramer and a dachshund? Those dogs aren't only Episcopelians, they're Nazis.

mamacita
mamacita (#127)

They're Lutheran, dammit.

toadvine
toadvine (#1,698)

Those are fascist dogs. They worship only efficiency.

Natasha Vargas-Cooper

omg omg hoLOLcaust, Bry.

kneetoe
kneetoe (#1,881)

This shit made me so made I nearly hit the roof, roof.

(Off to get some coffee.)

kitten_witawip

That's ruff.

kneetoe
kneetoe (#1,881)

Woof, I barely got through it!

And if you think my bark is bad, you should see my bight.

grandpa27
grandpa27 (#804)

That's blight.

mathnet
mathnet (#27)

OMG would you guys please stop obsessing? I want to see them and HuffPo doesn't have enough internet for all of us!

johnpseudonym
johnpseudonym (#1,452)

I told those fucks down at the league office a thousand times that I don’t roll on Shabbos!

Abe Sauer
Abe Sauer (#148)

Indeed. Moses to Sandy Koufax...

Baboleen
Baboleen (#1,430)

Kibbuts and Bits

Baboleen
Baboleen (#1,430)

Kibbutz and Bits

phoneranger
phoneranger (#1,954)

the little guy is a Lutheran

Hez
Hez (#147)

This is the best Awlumn of today.

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