Kenneth Of Palm Beach Is Not Bankrolling Anyone
Here is some very important clarification on subject of great interest: "The 'Palm Beach Sugar Daddy Ken' is actually part of the adult Barbie Collector Line. It is targeted toward adults," a Mattel spokewoman tells the New York Post. Also: "The little dog's name is actually Sugar. That's where the name comes from. He's Sugar's daddy, as a reference to the dog." Okay, now it all makes sense!
“The little dog's name is actually Sugar. That's where the name comes from. He's Sugar's daddy, as a reference to the dog."
Someone thought this up. Literally spent time contemplating this. Creating a back-story. For a plastic man with no penis.
May I please have one of these jobs? One that pays more than mine that has absolutely nothing to do with anything of material concern? Please?
How cute! When do we meet Sugar's mama?
Or Sugar's other daddy…
Bedford Stuy's Ken Doll dog's name is Mac.
The Padma's Donor doll has a dog named Baby.
Ohh, now they're just being coy.
Danica Patrick Doll dog's name is Go…?
God Bless America and capitalism and consumer culture. I feel like a Senator of Rome or an artisan in the Renaissance. What a glorious time to be alive and witness the birth of a more civilized society.
This is a Scott Thompson character, right?
The hell with the story – go read the comments on the New York Post link:
"More feminization of men in our society. Sad. We Women wonder why the good men are hard to find, well here is the answer. The Progressive/Socialist are making them all gay or afraid to be masculine. Grow a pair you men out there!!!!! Dont be a gay Ken"
(and others equally fine)
I'm not American, so help me here – is this perhaps not America's classiest newspaper?
Bonus points for female readers:
"We Women wonder why the good men are hard to find…"
Under what circumstances does one capitalise 'women'. Is it a speaking ex-cathedra thing?
And should I subscribe to the New York Post *right now*?
And this one:
"Another fine example of 45 years of societal destroying liberalism."
WTF?