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Wednesday, October 21, 2009

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Kanye West Heads List Of People Who Didn't Die

Still hereInternet rumors that popular musician Kanye West perished in an automobile accident are completely untrue. Also not dying today: troubled singer Amy Winehouse (heroin overdose), screenwriter Diablo Cody (lockjaw), ABC News White House correspondent Jake Tapper (exposure to second-hand smoke), sculptor Isamu Noguchi (already dead), and Louisiana Senator David Vitter (napkin dermatitis). So don't believe any of these if you see them. Except Noguchi.

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wiilliiaamm
wiilliiaamm (#225)

Glenn Beck (poisoned, left for dead in his bunker)

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

Don't tease.

DorothyMantooth

Kim Zolciak (wig strangulation)

flossy
flossy (#1,402)

I have it on good authority that Noguchi is splitting a 2BR duplex in Havana with Tupac. But SHHHH.

Tuna Surprise
Tuna Surprise (#573)

Noguchi's dead? Why didn't anyone tell me? I bet my coffee table is worth a fortune now...

Bittersweet
Bittersweet (#765)

Napkin dermatitis?!?

sailor
sailor (#396)

Balk, you are the essence of what public service is all about.

Maevemealone
Maevemealone (#968)

I'm just using it as one of the "make your own reality" exercises. Dream it into existence!

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

Ann Coulter (turned to stone after seeing own reflection in shield of Perseus).

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