Japanese to be Responsible for the Downfall of Man, All Thanks to Eyeglasses That Tell You When to Blink
BAAAAAAAAAAARRRRFFFF! Seriously guys? You're going to create a special kind of glasses for the slothful fuckwits amongst us that can't get it together enough to blink with a frequency that'll make their eyes not hurt? BECAUSE THEY ARE TOO BUSY INTERNET BROWSING AND PLAYING VIDEO GAMES? Why are you rewarding this kind of behavior? Oh God, we're all going to evolve into blobs and it's Japan's fault. And of course this is the same company that makes Sarah Palin's designer specs as well. Of course.
WOW!!! You are on a roll today.
I don't understand how there is actually a market for this.
The photo seems to be for the wink model rather than the blink one. (Unless the Japanese blink differently, which I wouldn't put past them.)
Malcolm Gladwell is going to want to file a copyright infringement for the blinking thing. And then I will buy him a detangling comb, and we will spend 10 minutes working that 'hair' out.
oh snap! get that hair good. i can't touch it though cause according to chris rock it's korean people's fault that sisters aren't doing it for themselves.
Are we still supposed to have "breathe" tattooed to our wrists, or will there be an electronic respiration reminder on the market soon as well?
I put a reminder with alarm in my Outlook tasks.
These won't effect spontaneous erections, will they?
This is the perfect way to sabotage my opponents in staring contests!
if i look at the gomora suit through these will it seem less pitiful?
Fuck you, Luddite. I bet you're one of these people that walks places.