Wednesday, October 28th, 2009
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It's The Barbie Palm Beach Sugar Daddy Ken Doll!

Uh huh"Cool sophistication in breezy Palm Beach! Sporting a dashing jacquard-patterned jacket with a light pink polo shirt and crisp white pants, Ken doll is ready for Palm Beach social season, sunning by the pool and a stroll with his little companion. Fashion designed exclusively for the Silkstone Barbie doll body. Includes Ken doll, jacket, pink polo shirt, white shoes, dog with leash, swim trunks and accessories, doll stand and certificate of authenticity. For the adult collector. Order yours today!" Is it legit? Who even knows anymore? But whatever, I've found my Halloween costume. [Via]

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Peteykins (#1,916)

Isn't that just the Charlie Crist doll with a different jacket?

dado (#102)

They even managed to capture that WASPy look of disdain towards Madoff victims.

Bittersweet (#765)

T-bills, highball and signet ring sold separately.

IBentMyWookie (#133)

It's about time Paul Lynde was honoured with his own action figure.

KarenUhOh (#19)

Homeless MethLab Ken comes wrapped in cellophane in his own soggy cardboard box.

jolie (#16)

Oh honey. No no – that's not a Palm Beach Sugar Daddy, that's a Palm Beach Kept Man. Maybe a Palm Beach Walker. But that ain't no Sugar Daddy.

#TheVagueriesOfWASPdom

DoctorDisaster (#1,970)

I concur.

gregorg (#30)

Palm Beach Decorator

jolie (#16)

That's the same thing as a Palm Beach Walker, love.

HiredGoons (#603)

What would be appropriate is a Venn diagram.

gregorg (#30)

OK, what about Palm Beach Former Personal Trainer Turned Lover Of Some Mogul's Ex-Wife Who Got The House In Palm Beach?

cherrispryte (#444)

What in gay hell …..

HiredGoons (#603)

he does look a bit 'light in the loafers.'

hman (#53)

Yeah, I'm thinking he'd prefer to be called "Kenneth."

sox (#652)

Kenneth OMG yes.

"Adult collector" = "Total poof, of course"

[Versace joke.]

Cowgirlwriter (#2,076)

Starring in a new reality TV show on Bravo… "The Real Plastic People of Palm Beach." Oh, wait, don't they have something like that already.

mookie5 (#2,077)

You're a funny girl, Cowgirl !!!

HiredGoons (#603)

I bet there's a cute little coke-mirror in one of those pockets, and a little blood-stained hankie.

garge (#736)

… which I hope doesn't fade in the pool, or I want my money back.

mookie5 (#2,077)

Paul Lynde is good. I was thinking the Pat Boone Ken–but he's missing his mic. Maybe that comes with the Barbie Vegas Hotel Stage Accessory.

sox (#652)

Why is it directed to "adult collectors"? If had a son and he wanted this for his birthday or whatever, I would totally let him have it. Isn't it about time children who are going to be gay grown ups have equal representation in the toy world?

josh_speed (#97)

Omigawh Kristian Laliberte is gonna be sooo pissed he's not getting licensing for this… And I don't want to be there when his head explodes because isn't it like a pinata in there?

Hez (#147)

Balk, even in sweet repose, your jolly todger is still too anatomically correct for this costume to work. As Michael K says, you better work that tuck game like the rent is due.

johnpseudonym (#1,452)

That might be Sasquatch at the end of that leash – we just can't know. Better buy more beer.

Baboleen (#1,430)

O D'Key Lime Pie

Sweetie (#519)

That's the shittiest Lilly Pulitzer knock off outfit ever.

WestPalm.

Still a decent sculpt!

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