Thursday, October 8th, 2009
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Is Plastic Making Little Girls Crazy?


The chemical Bisphenol A, more commonly known as BPA, is being blamed for a rise in aggression and hyperactivity in young girls. BPA is commonly found in water bottles; the study is not clear as to why boys are unaffected. I thought I had something amusing to say about this, but I don't.

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johnpseudonym (#1,452)

Sugar and spice and aggression and hyperactivity, apparently.

Shouldn't it be called bitchphenol-A, then?

Yeah, that was sexist I know, but I couldn't resist.

HiredGoons (#603)

So boys are becoming more feminine, and girls are becoming more masculine?

Soon enough all our children will be Hillary Swank.

johnpseudonym (#1,452)

Brava! Er, bravo! Er, bravum!

Art Yucko (#1,321)

or Perez Hilton, if you can't keep them away from the Taco Bell drive-thru.

wiilliiaamm (#225)

Without plastic what how will young girls learn to bankrupt their future husbands?

sox (#652)

As we say in the south: "You catch more flies with honey than vinegar"

Without plastic how will they get husbands?

josh_speed (#97)

I would speculate from a background of complete ignorance about science and genetics that the reason male children are not effected is because what remains of the Y-chromosome is already such a sad, tattered thing. The average homeless guy's shoelace is in better shape than the Y chromosome.

They say if a woman ingests a lot of BPA, it can result in her eventually giving birth to boys with teeny tiny balls.

HiredGoons (#603)

Alan Colmes?

"Prenatal BPA exposure in rodent studies is associated
with increased aggression, morphine- and methamphetamine-induced hyperlocomotion…"

Ha, awesome!

Just kidding. Here's the study if anyone wants to read it over. I have to *GBTW*!

missdelite (#625)

BPA's found in cancerous breast tissue…so there's that.

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