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	<title>Comments on: I Still Have Not Figured My Halloween Costume</title>
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	<description>Seriously, this could not be more beta</description>
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		<title>By: Bittersweet</title>
		<link>http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/i-still-have-not-figured-my-halloween-costume#comment-34473</link>
		<dc:creator>Bittersweet</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 19:20:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I know. Of all the people mentioned so far, he&#039;s the one I have trouble picturing as slutty. But I&#039;m a sucker for heroes.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I know. Of all the people mentioned so far, he&#039;s the one I have trouble picturing as slutty. But I&#039;m a sucker for heroes.</p>
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		<title>By: Hez</title>
		<link>http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/i-still-have-not-figured-my-halloween-costume#comment-34469</link>
		<dc:creator>Hez</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 22:50:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Slutty Butterfinger! (&quot;Slutterfinger&quot; to my friends.)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Slutty Butterfinger! (&#034;Slutterfinger&#034; to my friends.)</p>
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		<title>By: Tulletilsynet</title>
		<link>http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/i-still-have-not-figured-my-halloween-costume#comment-34462</link>
		<dc:creator>Tulletilsynet</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 17:06:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Slutty Nobel Peace Prize.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Slutty Nobel Peace Prize.</p>
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		<title>By: carpetblogger</title>
		<link>http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/i-still-have-not-figured-my-halloween-costume#comment-34457</link>
		<dc:creator>carpetblogger</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 08:27:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Slutty Samantha Geimer</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Slutty Samantha Geimer</p>
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		<title>By: garge</title>
		<link>http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/i-still-have-not-figured-my-halloween-costume#comment-34446</link>
		<dc:creator>garge</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 01:51:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hello My Name Is &quot;Anne Skank.&quot;

Apologies, it was a 2.5 drink epiphany.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hello My Name Is &#034;Anne Skank.&#034;</p>
<p>Apologies, it was a 2.5 drink epiphany.</p>
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		<title>By: jolie</title>
		<link>http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/i-still-have-not-figured-my-halloween-costume#comment-34443</link>
		<dc:creator>jolie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 01:25:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Slutty Fat JC Penney Mannequin.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Slutty Fat JC Penney Mannequin.</p>
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		<title>By: HiredGoons</title>
		<link>http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/i-still-have-not-figured-my-halloween-costume#comment-34434</link>
		<dc:creator>HiredGoons</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 23:38:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Jack the Ripper victim.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jack the Ripper victim.</p>
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		<title>By: kpants</title>
		<link>http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/i-still-have-not-figured-my-halloween-costume#comment-34433</link>
		<dc:creator>kpants</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 23:00:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>So, slutty Teletubby?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So, slutty Teletubby?</p>
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		<title>By: KarenUhOh</title>
		<link>http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/i-still-have-not-figured-my-halloween-costume#comment-34431</link>
		<dc:creator>KarenUhOh</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 22:54:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Slutty Willem Dafoe&#039;s Birchbarked Peenie.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Slutty Willem Dafoe&#039;s Birchbarked Peenie.</p>
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		<title>By: cherrispryte</title>
		<link>http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/i-still-have-not-figured-my-halloween-costume#comment-34430</link>
		<dc:creator>cherrispryte</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 22:50:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I just decided on Slutty Beth Ditto. Forealz.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I just decided on Slutty Beth Ditto. Forealz.</p>
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		<title>By: Abe Sauer</title>
		<link>http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/i-still-have-not-figured-my-halloween-costume#comment-34428</link>
		<dc:creator>Abe Sauer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 22:38:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Pageview slut?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Pageview slut?</p>
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		<title>By: kitten_witawip</title>
		<link>http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/i-still-have-not-figured-my-halloween-costume#comment-34423</link>
		<dc:creator>kitten_witawip</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 22:04:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Slutty prostitution whore.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Slutty prostitution whore.</p>
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		<title>By: BoHan</title>
		<link>http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/i-still-have-not-figured-my-halloween-costume#comment-34422</link>
		<dc:creator>BoHan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 22:04:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>How could we forget?

Slutty Short-Nosed Fruit Bat (may be redundant)

Actually, I like slutty Berlusconi better, but only if you can get a slutty Michelle Obama to go with you.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How could we forget?</p>
<p>Slutty Short-Nosed Fruit Bat (may be redundant)</p>
<p>Actually, I like slutty Berlusconi better, but only if you can get a slutty Michelle Obama to go with you.</p>
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		<title>By: kitten_witawip</title>
		<link>http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/i-still-have-not-figured-my-halloween-costume#comment-34421</link>
		<dc:creator>kitten_witawip</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 22:03:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Slutty pizza bagel.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Slutty pizza bagel.</p>
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		<title>By: WindowSeat</title>
		<link>http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/i-still-have-not-figured-my-halloween-costume#comment-34419</link>
		<dc:creator>WindowSeat</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 21:58:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Where does &#039;Real Housewives of New Jersey&#039; get theirs?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Where does &#039;Real Housewives of New Jersey&#039; get theirs?</p>
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		<title>By: Mindpowered</title>
		<link>http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/i-still-have-not-figured-my-halloween-costume#comment-34418</link>
		<dc:creator>Mindpowered</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 21:57:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>From the Ukraine</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>From the Ukraine</p>
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		<title>By: cherrispryte</title>
		<link>http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/i-still-have-not-figured-my-halloween-costume#comment-34416</link>
		<dc:creator>cherrispryte</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 21:50:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>but where would one get so many Italian whores at such a late hour?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>but where would one get so many Italian whores at such a late hour?</p>
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		<title>By: cherrispryte</title>
		<link>http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/i-still-have-not-figured-my-halloween-costume#comment-34414</link>
		<dc:creator>cherrispryte</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 21:47:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Shut up that post made me SO HAPPY.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Shut up that post made me SO HAPPY.</p>
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		<title>By: HiredGoons</title>
		<link>http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/i-still-have-not-figured-my-halloween-costume#comment-34413</link>
		<dc:creator>HiredGoons</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 21:44:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Sullenberger.

Plane. Hudson.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sullenberger.</p>
<p>Plane. Hudson.</p>
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		<title>By: Setec Astrology</title>
		<link>http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/i-still-have-not-figured-my-halloween-costume#comment-34409</link>
		<dc:creator>Setec Astrology</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 21:39:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Awesome.  

Balk&#039;s Mom&#039;s presence necessitates asterisks:  Mystery Commenter #1 is so B***&#039;* ****.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Awesome.  </p>
<p>Balk&#039;s Mom&#039;s presence necessitates asterisks:  Mystery Commenter #1 is so B***&#039;* ****.</p>
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		<title>By: Bittersweet</title>
		<link>http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/i-still-have-not-figured-my-halloween-costume#comment-34407</link>
		<dc:creator>Bittersweet</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 21:31:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Does not compute...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Does not compute&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: brilliantmistake</title>
		<link>http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/i-still-have-not-figured-my-halloween-costume#comment-34403</link>
		<dc:creator>brilliantmistake</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 21:22:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Go as Berlusconi. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO. As a bonus, it&#039;s automatically slutty.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Go as Berlusconi. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO. As a bonus, it&#039;s automatically slutty.</p>
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		<title>By: HiredGoons</title>
		<link>http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/i-still-have-not-figured-my-halloween-costume#comment-34379</link>
		<dc:creator>HiredGoons</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 20:48:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Slutty Sully.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Slutty Sully.</p>
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		<title>By: HiredGoons</title>
		<link>http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/i-still-have-not-figured-my-halloween-costume#comment-34378</link>
		<dc:creator>HiredGoons</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 20:48:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zooey Deschanel.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zooey Deschanel.</p>
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		<title>By: HiredGoons</title>
		<link>http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/i-still-have-not-figured-my-halloween-costume#comment-34375</link>
		<dc:creator>HiredGoons</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 20:45:42 +0000</pubDate>
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