So there's this article entitled "Design Firm Shows Gadgets from the Near Future" which is funny because "near future" inspires jokes along the lines of, "near like, now?" and "how about now?" and "OK, now?" on and on and until everyone is smiling really hard. The innovations start out being completely useless like a radio without knobs but then become radder like a "through-the-wall-radar" which is cool because Batman uses it to look in buildings to find baddies and then we are introduced to "a user interface that takes brain waves and translates them into commands for a computer." Um. NO THANK YOU. It's intended for computer users who are completely paralyzed but could also be used to think your computer into flinging itself against the spinal column of someone you hate, necessitating that person to now use one too and pretty soon everyone will need one until there's only one human left standing except that guy was paralyzed in the first place and it's over because hateration is the folly of man and computers will overthrow us like we are nothing more than their tomagotchi bitches to be strung on their cell phone antennas and be fed intermittently until they forget because they're going to lipstick blowjob parties and that's when we die.