How To Disclose Your Big Gay Junket
Now this is how it's done, kids! "Blogging will be relatively light for the next six days as the Key West Business Guild is bringing me down on a press junket to cover Fantasy Fest…. Full disclosure: The Guild is paying for our airfare, lodging, meals, excursions—the whole shebang. Fuller disclosure: I'm completely open to similar offers from the cities of Rio de Janeiro, Barcelona, Mykonos, Sitges…." I didn't even know where Sitges was, I had to Google it!
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No Bruges?
Sitges is gayer than Christmas. And outside Barcelona, no?
I wish I were in Mykonos right now. Why wasn't I smart enough when I went to grad school not to turn myself into such a litcritter of a classicist? There's basically no reason for me to go anywhere — I can wank off to a text right in my own home.
Mykonos = awesome.
Sitges is a total destigaytion!
Shouldn't that be "the whole hebang"?
I will give you a thousand dollars if you can find a beach on Key West.
Weirdest thing…its an island without a beach. Thats un-american.
Also you will find an abundance of morning drinkers–usually over 60 years old and all of them wearing captains hats.
You can see Cuba from your B&B.
Well, more like: fine a beach that doesn't smell and feel like a turd. Is there no tide in that part of the ocean? Blegh…
(I've actually been to Sitges, back when I was studying in BCN)
I was in Sitges when 'foam parties' were the hot thing to do, and I would still recommend going if you can.