Comments on: Guest Op Ed: Could You Sleep Last Night? Man, Me Neither!

By: pattycakes

pattycakes — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 23:18:23 +0000

on irrelevantly other notes, why are sunflower seeds roasted in peanut and cottonseed oil? it's seeming weird and incestuous to me right now.

By: pattycakes

pattycakes — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 23:17:04 +0000

Um, didn't Radiohead flake on that DC show, like the day of? Does that mean Thom York saved Dick's life?

By: Abe Sauer

Abe Sauer — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 20:46:53 +0000

Next week, She Said: Preference for Butt Bombs is Sexist against Vagina Bombs.

By: HiredGoons

HiredGoons — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 19:35:23 +0000

If we just threaten them with having Perez Hilton personally inspect rectums, surely they'll cease.

*please note the infeasibility of this proposal, which was submitted for the sake of humor.

By: zidaane

zidaane — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 19:29:41 +0000

How about if they make random/suspicous people going through security at the airport pick up a dollar bill with their ass cheeks?

By: johnpublic

johnpublic — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 19:13:28 +0000

DEAR SIRS:

THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR THE STERLING WORK YOU'VE BEEN DOING ON THE ASS BOMBER. THIS IS THE ONLY PUBLICATION TO TELL IT LIKE IT IS.

SINCERELY, ETC.

JOHN PUBLIC

By: SarahHeartburn

SarahHeartburn — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 18:53:59 +0000

Uh, HTML please? anyway,

Makes me wish Jim Carroll was still alive and could add an extra verse to "People who Died": No, he pulled a super colon blow and then he died.

By: SarahHeartburn

SarahHeartburn — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 18:51:56 +0000

Makes me wish Jim Carroll was still alive and could add an extra verse to "People who Died":

By: johnpseudonym

johnpseudonym — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 18:47:57 +0000

For years I have been dreaming of Abdullah Asieri's butt … so nothing has really changed.

By: HiredGoons

HiredGoons — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 18:31:03 +0000

Does anyone really get Zooey Deschanel?

By: Kataphraktos

Kataphraktos — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 18:25:19 +0000

Also, Mr. Gothamist Senior Editor, aren't all your scribblings supposed to include at least one reference to pandas? IT'S IN UR CONTRACT DUDE

We have bears here.

By: Kataphraktos

Kataphraktos — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 18:23:54 +0000

Two mullahs, one cup?

By: wiilliiaamm

wiilliiaamm — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 18:20:22 +0000

See what happens when you hire 14 year old terrorists?

All about the butt.

By: mathnet

mathnet — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 18:14:47 +0000

PUNCHLINE!