Have you seen the new Republican party website? It is... really something! As Ben Smith points out, the "Future Leaders" section is currently empty. Also, there is a blog from Chairman Michael Steele, which is called "What up?" Seriously, that is what it is called. (Even Obama got that one right!) What an amazing world we live in.
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That political party is off the hook.
Man, I am so jiggly with that.
Hey kids! It's the Party of Linkin'!
"Republican Heroes: See them all" *click* ooh two whole pages! I hope they got all of them!
Also: surprised they are not presented in some sort of "tent" theme.
My computer volume is off because I'm at work. Please do let me know if there's a midi theme that comes on.
A tiny Michael Steele walks on screen and starts talking. He looks like a CNN hologram.
When Obama said "What up" to Steele at the Press club event was as politically iconic a moment as you can get. It was beautiful.
"it" was as politically iconic a moment as you can get.
Big Black Butt Magazine is not pleased by the plagiarism.
http://www.tailends.com/april2009/index.html
Oh Jesus... I mean, oh Christ... I mean, oh fuck.
Steele's column is a major win: "Why are you are Republican? Think about that for a minute."
Seriously, take a minute and really think about why are you are Republican.
Obviously it's for the chicken.
http://crooksandliars.com/bluegal/michael-steele-welcomes-all-gop-fried-chic
I suggest the feature images of white people dressed up like pimps and hos.
Or politicians in blackface singing Jackson 5 songs
AAAHHHH AHHH AHHH WHY DID YOU NOT WARN US ABOUT THE MICHAEL STEELE HOMUNCULUS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
I cannot possibly imagine a more existentially awkward situation than being an African-American in the Republican Party. That's just fucking bananas On second thought: maybe Bob Collacello in the Republican Party.