Comments on: God Damn, This Big Ass Luxury Cruise Boat Is So God Damn Big

By: iplaudius

iplaudius — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 19:38:25 +0000

It's too big to fail.

By: MisterHippity

MisterHippity — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 16:45:31 +0000

It also has the world's larges shuffleboard court … the size of six football fields!

By: notaboat

notaboat — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 09:40:09 +0000

Dear Dipshi$ Seppo's
take the time to look up the difference between a boat and a ship. It's like calling a blog a sprog…

By: formerly it takes a lot etc.

formerly it takes a lot etc. — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 21:41:11 +0000

But there wasn't! That's what made it funny.

By: DorothyMantooth

DorothyMantooth — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 21:22:23 +0000

If Ruby Rhod is on that boat, I'm booking right now.

By: Lionel Mandrake

Lionel Mandrake — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 21:01:57 +0000

That is one giant pile of Legionnaire's Disease.

By: yellojkt

yellojkt — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 19:37:47 +0000

I now have a Maureen McGovern earworm stuck in my head.
"There's got to be a morning after…"

By: josh_speed

josh_speed — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 19:24:26 +0000

Or the Phloston Paradise from The Fifth Element…

By: HiredGoons

HiredGoons — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 18:44:44 +0000

God willing…

By: Bucko

Bucko — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 18:16:41 +0000

Reminds of the B-Ark from Golgafrincham
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Places_in_The_Hitchhiker's_Guide_to_the_Galaxy#Golgafrincham

By: elecampane

elecampane — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 18:02:33 +0000

He says he's got a big boat, but it's just a ferryboat, and that makes for a short, short ride.

By: Bittersweet

Bittersweet — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 17:52:23 +0000

Not enough bathrooms!!

By: Baboleen

Baboleen — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 17:36:18 +0000

Hah

By: WindowSeat

WindowSeat — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 17:36:03 +0000

Re-Christen it the "Norovirus" and be done with it

By: HiredGoons

HiredGoons — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 17:35:19 +0000

God willing.

By: Baboleen

Baboleen — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 17:31:03 +0000

Not enough lifeboats!!

By: hman

hman — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 17:29:30 +0000

Shuffleshuffleshuffleboard.

By: RocketSurgeon

RocketSurgeon — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 17:27:14 +0000

Also, seeing a boat like this kind of makes me wish the world was flat and easy to sail off of.

By: RocketSurgeon

RocketSurgeon — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 17:26:03 +0000

But how many adult contemporary piano lounges and bad art auctions does it have?

By: Bittersweet

Bittersweet — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 17:25:33 +0000

Apparently not. Cue hurricane/iceberg/giant whirlpool/tropical country revolution/Bermuda Triangle.

By: HiredGoons

HiredGoons — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 17:24:18 +0000

I've seen bigger Trump wedding cakes.

By: josh_speed

josh_speed — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:43:26 +0000

Have we learned nothing from [engineering hubris] + [cultural imperialism] + [vast organized 'fun'] – [one really dumbass thing that could take this whole mofo down]?

By: brent_cox

brent_cox — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:39:25 +0000

An excellent tourist aggregation/removal scheme: go Giant Fucking Boat!

By: Mindpowered

Mindpowered — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:39:02 +0000

"Floating Supermax" was my Co-workers comment.

By: johnpseudonym

johnpseudonym — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:35:50 +0000

I fear Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet will require too much money to be in this picture.