Female Short-Nosed Fruit Bats Are The Best Animals Ever
Just in time for Halloween: Chinese scientists investigating the mating habits of short-nosed fruit bats observed that the female bats frequently perform fellatio on the males during intercourse, and that mating sessions were shown to last longer when fellatio was performed. Which is a valuable lesson that everyone out there should take to heart, am I right, fellas? (There is actual bat blowjob video at the link, if you are so inclined.)
Holy lick it like a lollipop, Batman!
Something about this being posted on a Friday makes it that much more awesome.
That's because the male short-nosed fruit bats eat nothing but fruit. It's Science!
I don't know if I would want those eyes staring up at me.
It's a fine line between lust and crazed.
"edited and soundtracked by the researchers": awesome.
What's with the gay males–what's their problem?
Quit giving me those Manson Lamps.
But you just know they use teeth…
GET IT? BECAUSE BATS AND FANGS?