Fat Man Hopes To Sway Jury Of His Peers
To the frontiers of justice: "A Florida man accused of killing his son-in-law in New Jersey is arguing that he was unable to commit the crime because he was too fat." The unfortunately-or perhaps fortuitously, if you're his defense attorney-named Edward Ates will testify that his massive girth would have prevented him from running up and down a set of stairs where the murder occurred. "When the battered-wife defense was first used, it was considered abhorrent and bizarre. Jurors may be open to this in a society that talks about the infirmities that that obesity causes," says a noted trial lawyer. Okay!
This is just another permutation of the twinkie defense.
The Deep-fried Twinkie Defense.
For a minute there, I was wondering what Chris Christie was doing going in front of a jury.
This is a case for Vincent Gambini if I ever saw one.
Hate to nerd out here, but:
"Contrary to all appearances, most of [the Kingpin's] body mass is actually muscle that has been built to extraordinary size, much like a sumo wrestler and he is almost as strong as it is physically possible for an ordinary human to be. The Kingpin is a master of many forms of armed and unarmed combat, particularly sumo, jujutsu, and hapkido. He is an extraordinarily skilled martial artist, especially in sumo wrestling."
Slug = more apt
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CSI: Canyon Ranch
I hope they illustrate this scientifically for the jury in pictographs or pie charts.
Or just pies.
IS THAT THE FAT EVIL GUY FROM 'PREACHER'??!?! I think so!!!
WILSON FIIIIIIIIIIIISK.
MARVEL.
Right, Dark Horse comics has used this stock villain for sure. *retreats back to lair*
That's "Mr. Fisk" to you and me, miss.