Drunk Chick Represents Everything Wrong With Britain

Knickerless ladette ambles belligerently through Wales
I’m not sure why, particularly given that it happened in Cardiff, the photo of this woman stumbling about town in an advanced state of déshabillité has resulted in such horror from the British tabs, but I do know that I can’t decide which gasping description I prefer, the Sun‘s “The knickerless girl was seen in the centre of Cardiff after a heavy session,” or the Mail‘s “This shrieking ladette was photographed staggering through Cardiff city centre late on Friday night.” If only she were holding a knife, this would be perfect.