I had no idea that subway billboard fixture Dr. Jonathan Zizmor was bringing his hallucinogenic brand of advertising to the small screen, but apparently he has! You can get all the details here, but I'm going to just keep replaying this over and over because I am HYPNOTIZED.
Thursday, October 8, 2009
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Erm. He has had TV commercials since the 80's.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4whydqR1yY&feature=related
The man is a legend.
He's an alternate at The Algonquin Round Table.
Aaagh! I want to exfoliate my eyes!!!
Chemical peels have never seemed so alluring as in Dr. Z's ads. You almost feel like you've already got the nitrous hose hooked up to your face...
100% Awesome.
This reminds me of those promos for LX TV on NBC. You know, that steaming pile of stupid that replaced part of the local news.
I guess he settled all of those lawsuits I read about a few years ago.
Frankly, I find the five-nine 4-SKIN quite amusing.
[secretly relieved not to have made that joke first]
Foreskin! I get it, Penis Jokes! Yay!
Doctor Size-more? Oh, Ziz-more. Yeah, that's way better.
If you're going to have a rainbow in all your ads it should at least have the colors in the right order.
Um... is it just me or does he has a severe black eye he's covering? Doesn't look like the skin's so good from here. Just saying... :o