Thursday, October 15th, 2009
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Congressman Insincerely Apologizes to Flowers

OH HIJeff Flake [R, Arizona] went for a week to a deserted island because he was feeling like a "pansy" in modern society, what with the plumbing and cars and real life all around him. "Congressman Flake didn't realize that that word can have a negative connotation. He simply meant 'wimpy.' He apologizes if anyone took offense to it." -Jeff Flake's spokesperson.

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HiredGoons (#603)

Dude, this is so gay. Like, retardedly gay.

Vulpes (#946)

This pansy wouldn't mind being on a desert island with that pansy!

HiredGoons (#603)

2nd-ed!

Vulpes (#946)

Would definitely crack his coconut, if you know what I'm saying and I think you do!

HiredGoons (#603)

I would also do something sexually euphemistic to and/or with him.

mathnet (#27)

What if? He was talking about Thetas.

mathnet (#27)

Wow, positioning your tripod so it captures sunset photos of your shirtless profile. As if any wimp would think of that.

Any word on what the wimps think about all of this?

Rasselas (#1,797)

You know what's wimpy? Doing your "survival" week in a place that is warm and sunny and full of fish. Cowboy up, son.

shostakobitch (#1,692)

did he have to shave his chest with the same knife he used to make his pina coladas? them shits makes the donner party look like a boner party.

'Pansy' is an ironic synonym for the wussy weak, since pansies are among the very few sturdy enough to actually bloom under conditions that renders many plants into brush or mush. Also, nice guns, Mr. Sugartits.

sox (#652)

was just thinking the same thing. planting my pansies this very weekend!

sox (#652)

you guys, he went to the water's edge so he could gaze at his reflection without interruption. he was nurturing his inner narcissus.
the roughing it part was invented by his publicist to hide exactly how uselessly pansy ass republican he really is.

La Cieca (#1,110)

Much love for the underminer who captioned the photo gallery:

On the final day of his trip, Flake catalogued a few things he missed while away from home. Atop that list was his wife, Cheryl, their children and human companionship.

HiredGoons (#603)

What a pansy.

I would have preferred it with "or" instead of "and."

crotchety (#594)

One would expect a guy named Flake, (no really! Flake!) to be a bit more cautious about just tossing derogatory terms around.

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