Oh, why not? "20th Century Fox has made a preemptive acquisition of a pitch to tell the story of Moses in '300' style. The tale will start with his near death as an infant to his adoption into the Egyptian royal family, his defiance of the Pharoah and deliverance of the Hebrews from enslavement." Kick-ass! I bet Moses is gonna be ripped. And cut, obvs.
Monday, October 12, 2009
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I will see this movie if Moses = shirtless James Franco.
Please cast Vin Diesel and have him wheelie a motorcycle through the parted Red Sea.
Thanks.
Thou Shalt Honor Thy Product Placements.
I see it as a musical with Hugh Jackman.
I think Val Kilmer already took care of that. http://www.amazon.com/Ten-Commandments-Musical-Val-Kilmer/dp/B000HXDWIM
Wow! How did I miss that?
No Viggo Mortensen joke?
Damn, I got all excited because I thought you meant Robert Moses.
"Tonight, we dine at the Jones Beach Bandshell?"
This....is....Wantagh!!!!
With Jim Carrey as Aaron and Angelina Jolie as the Golden Calf.
And Patton Oswalt as Dathan, the Edward G. Robinson part.
Where's your god now? M'yeah.
Billy Zane as Pharoah.
Prepare for a long movie, Moses was slow of speech.
They'll cut those bits. Less Preaching more Smiting.
You can bet the 10 plagues will put 2012 to shame.