Christian Version Of Sarah Palin Book IS Sarah Palin Book
News reports that Sarah Palin is planning a separate Christian version of her forthcoming memoir, Going Rogue, are false, according to her publisher, HarperCollins. The reports were so widely circulated that they appear to have caused confusion at Zondervan, a Christian publisher owned by HarperCollins, where the director of publicity said yesterday that a special Christian edition of the book had been planned but was scrapped because of the expedited timetable for the book's release.
Sorry, Christians! Looks like you're going to have to read all the same "cocksuckers" and "motherfuckers" and "double-headed dildos" littered throughout Going Rogue as the rest of us.
I hope she publishes a comedy version too, with run-on sentences and half-intentional jargony spoonerisms.
I take it there won't be a kosher version either?
Klingon?
English?
Sorry, Christians! Looks like you're going to have to read all the same "cocksuckers" and "motherfuckers" and "double-headed dildos" littered throughout Going Rogue as the rest of us.
OK, let's figure this out. Cocksuckers, that's got to be Bristol, right? Motherfuckers, well that's Levi, nuff said. But Double headed dildos? Ohhh, I get it. That's a reference to the Van Susterns, right?
Don't fret! A special cloud in Heaven has been reserved for the first 10K pre-orders!
I don't know why there is the assumption that the Christian version would be the toned down one. I was looking forward to reading about invading San fransico, slaying everything that doth walk or creepeth and salting the ground so that nothing will grow there ever again.