Comments on: China Reveals Secret Swedish City Of Woodworking Lesbians http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/china-reveals-secret-swedish-city-of-woodworking-lesbians Seriously, this could not be more beta Mon, 22 Mar 2010 08:44:50 -0400 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: spackler http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/china-reveals-secret-swedish-city-of-woodworking-lesbians#comment-27881 spackler Wed, 07 Oct 2009 15:39:39 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=14783#comment-27881 this one http://www.planet-mag.com/blog/2009/art/jenna-martin/asgarda/ has pictures. pretty amazing pictures. this one
http://www.planet-mag.com/blog/2009/art/jenna-martin/asgarda/

has pictures. pretty amazing pictures.

]]> By: My Number Is My Address http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/china-reveals-secret-swedish-city-of-woodworking-lesbians#comment-27830 My Number Is My Address Wed, 07 Oct 2009 14:21:37 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=14783#comment-27830 Me too. Femputer, RIP! Me too.
Femputer, RIP!

]]> By: TerseNursePornstein http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/china-reveals-secret-swedish-city-of-woodworking-lesbians#comment-27819 TerseNursePornstein Wed, 07 Oct 2009 13:31:27 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=14783#comment-27819 Oh, the PMS days will be bad, sure. But let's not kid ourselves about the OTHER days! Oh, the PMS days will be bad, sure. But let's not kid ourselves about the OTHER days!

]]> By: HonoriaGlossop http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/china-reveals-secret-swedish-city-of-woodworking-lesbians#comment-27813 HonoriaGlossop Wed, 07 Oct 2009 11:57:26 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=14783#comment-27813 Seriously, that's got to be the only thing keeping them from beating one another to death with their hammers. Especially since the, uhhh, cycles of women tend to align when they're together for long stretches of time... So right there you've got a forest of 25,000 women all pms-ing at the same exact time. Seriously, that's got to be the only thing keeping them from beating one another to death with their hammers. Especially since the, uhhh, cycles of women tend to align when they're together for long stretches of time… So right there you've got a forest of 25,000 women all pms-ing at the same exact time.

]]> By: TerseNursePornstein http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/china-reveals-secret-swedish-city-of-woodworking-lesbians#comment-27800 TerseNursePornstein Wed, 07 Oct 2009 04:41:33 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=14783#comment-27800 They're worried about <i>out-of-town trysts</i> negatively affecting the mental state of other women in the town??? They're worried about out-of-town trysts negatively affecting the mental state of other women in the town???

]]> By: johnpseudonym http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/china-reveals-secret-swedish-city-of-woodworking-lesbians#comment-27769 johnpseudonym Wed, 07 Oct 2009 01:59:06 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=14783#comment-27769 Var SÃ¥ God! Var SÃ¥ God!

]]> By: Maevemealone http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/china-reveals-secret-swedish-city-of-woodworking-lesbians#comment-27766 Maevemealone Wed, 07 Oct 2009 01:54:11 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=14783#comment-27766 It's just a series of tunnels.... It's just a series of tunnels….

]]> By: HonoriaGlossop http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/china-reveals-secret-swedish-city-of-woodworking-lesbians#comment-27688 HonoriaGlossop Tue, 06 Oct 2009 21:03:01 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=14783#comment-27688 The whole premise of this town is faulty - lesbian or not, I don't think any woman could bear to live with 25,000 other women. The whole premise of this town is faulty – lesbian or not, I don't think any woman could bear to live with 25,000 other women.

]]> By: brilliantmistake http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/china-reveals-secret-swedish-city-of-woodworking-lesbians#comment-27678 brilliantmistake Tue, 06 Oct 2009 20:55:43 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=14783#comment-27678 How your Ikea furniture gets made. How your Ikea furniture gets made.

]]> By: DorothyMantooth http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/china-reveals-secret-swedish-city-of-woodworking-lesbians#comment-27665 DorothyMantooth Tue, 06 Oct 2009 20:39:36 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=14783#comment-27665 Haha! That was my first thought, too! Femputer's got quite the hold over those ladies. Haha! That was my first thought, too!

Femputer's got quite the hold over those ladies.

]]> By: giovanni http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/china-reveals-secret-swedish-city-of-woodworking-lesbians#comment-27648 giovanni Tue, 06 Oct 2009 20:04:37 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=14783#comment-27648 At best I can probably scare up a Romanian escort. At best I can probably scare up a Romanian escort.

]]> By: EvilMonkey http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/china-reveals-secret-swedish-city-of-woodworking-lesbians#comment-27598 EvilMonkey Tue, 06 Oct 2009 18:22:14 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=14783#comment-27598 Number one crime in Chako Paul City? Death by snoo-snoo. Number one crime in Chako Paul City? Death by snoo-snoo.

]]> By: atipofthehat http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/china-reveals-secret-swedish-city-of-woodworking-lesbians#comment-27595 atipofthehat Tue, 06 Oct 2009 18:09:52 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=14783#comment-27595 There is. But you need a hot Polish girl to take you there. There is. But you need a hot Polish girl to take you there.

]]> By: saythatscool http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/china-reveals-secret-swedish-city-of-woodworking-lesbians#comment-27591 saythatscool Tue, 06 Oct 2009 18:04:41 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=14783#comment-27591 They have legalized dope and prostitution there, don't they? New plan! Who's hungry for pannekoeken? They have legalized dope and prostitution there, don't they?

New plan! Who's hungry for pannekoeken?

]]> By: Maevemealone http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/china-reveals-secret-swedish-city-of-woodworking-lesbians#comment-27584 Maevemealone Tue, 06 Oct 2009 17:50:45 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=14783#comment-27584 With all flights to Sweden suddenly booked solid, someone is just going to have to pack a bag of cats and hike in from Finland. This is good old fashioned exploration. With all flights to Sweden suddenly booked solid, someone is just going to have to pack a bag of cats and hike in from Finland. This is good old fashioned exploration.

]]> By: HiredGoons http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/china-reveals-secret-swedish-city-of-woodworking-lesbians#comment-27581 HiredGoons Tue, 06 Oct 2009 17:44:57 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=14783#comment-27581 "Shangri Laaaadies!" "Shangri Laaaadies!"

]]> By: davidwatts http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/china-reveals-secret-swedish-city-of-woodworking-lesbians#comment-27570 davidwatts Tue, 06 Oct 2009 17:24:14 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=14783#comment-27570 I bet they're all real particular about how you stack the dishes and exactly how you cook the herring, and what do you mean you don't want to watch Gossip Girl?!?!? I say blarg to this city. Blarg! I bet they're all real particular about how you stack the dishes and exactly how you cook the herring, and what do you mean you don't want to watch Gossip Girl?!?!? I say blarg to this city. Blarg!

]]> By: andrew graham http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/china-reveals-secret-swedish-city-of-woodworking-lesbians#comment-27569 andrew graham Tue, 06 Oct 2009 17:18:54 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=14783#comment-27569 "'Scuse me, ma'am, but I'm just here to lay down this wood. I've been dragging it around since the last village and it's really heavy. What's that? No, my pants hang this low because of the weight of the tool near my belt." "'Scuse me, ma'am, but I'm just here to lay down this wood. I've been dragging it around since the last village and it's really heavy. What's that? No, my pants hang this low because of the weight of the tool near my belt."

]]> By: CaptainFantastic http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/china-reveals-secret-swedish-city-of-woodworking-lesbians#comment-27558 CaptainFantastic Tue, 06 Oct 2009 17:08:56 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=14783#comment-27558 Why to I have the feeling we're not going to make it past our layover in Amsterdam? Why to I have the feeling we're not going to make it past our layover in Amsterdam?

]]> By: Sakurambobomb http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/china-reveals-secret-swedish-city-of-woodworking-lesbians#comment-27550 Sakurambobomb Tue, 06 Oct 2009 16:49:37 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=14783#comment-27550 Ewww, girls! Ewww, girls!

]]> By: mathnet http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/china-reveals-secret-swedish-city-of-woodworking-lesbians#comment-27547 mathnet Tue, 06 Oct 2009 16:40:24 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=14783#comment-27547 Look. It would have been featured on The L Word. Look. It would have been featured on The L Word.

]]> By: narnio http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/china-reveals-secret-swedish-city-of-woodworking-lesbians#comment-27545 narnio Tue, 06 Oct 2009 16:37:30 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=14783#comment-27545 Um: "Most of the population is involved in forestry, and workers boast a “thick waist belt full of woodworking equipment." This is either totally fake, or an entirely new breed of cock-tease. Um: "Most of the population is involved in forestry, and workers boast a “thick waist belt full of woodworking equipment."

This is either totally fake, or an entirely new breed of cock-tease.

]]> By: NicFit http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/china-reveals-secret-swedish-city-of-woodworking-lesbians#comment-27544 NicFit Tue, 06 Oct 2009 16:35:22 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=14783#comment-27544 Bad 80's porn. Bad 80's porn.

]]> By: mathnet http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/china-reveals-secret-swedish-city-of-woodworking-lesbians#comment-27543 mathnet Tue, 06 Oct 2009 16:34:48 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=14783#comment-27543 <i>"When asked what else might be drawing tourists to northern Sweden besides the chance to visit an isolated town filled with sexually frustrated females, Wilhelmsson had a theory of his own. "'It’s hard to say for sure, but I think part of it might be increased interest following our designation as Europe’s Cultural Capital for 2014,' he said."</i> "When asked what else might be drawing tourists to northern Sweden besides the chance to visit an isolated town filled with sexually frustrated females, Wilhelmsson had a theory of his own.

"'It’s hard to say for sure, but I think part of it might be increased interest following our designation as Europe’s Cultural Capital for 2014,' he said."

]]> By: Mindpowered http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/china-reveals-secret-swedish-city-of-woodworking-lesbians#comment-27540 Mindpowered Tue, 06 Oct 2009 16:31:56 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=14783#comment-27540 If the Swedish tourism ministry has two braincells between them, they will be laying out the streets of this city as we speak. If the Swedish tourism ministry has two braincells between them, they will be laying out the streets of this city as we speak.

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