Bear In Tree
Shep Smith once again bites my bear beat with this largely pedestrian video of one of our ursine friends stuck in a tree, but I'm a little more understanding than I was last time: This is obviously part of Fox News' plan to develop a clip reel full of non-ideological reportage it can point to the next time it is attacked by the Obama administration. More importantly, why the hell don't we have a BEAR ALERT graphic? I want a big-ass animated gif that says "Balk's Bears" with a howling Kodiak attacking a horse. Or perhaps something more tasteful and elegant. Like, the bear is wearing a tuxedo and eating caviar. Someone from the Art Department wanna get on this now? Thanks.
I think I speak for all of us when I say that we really want this for you too.
What kind of horse?
http://www.theheckler.com/news/articlefiles/611-bearsvponies.jpg
Sal was fired. The art department can't do anything without him. You know this.
At first blush I thought you wrote "Shep Smith once again bites my bear meat …."
Fold it in with "Summer of Death" somehow and trademark the whole motherfucking thing.
Summer of Death by Bear?
http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/europe/04/11/polar.bear.attack/index.html
We are in a Bear Market, Balk.
Bootstraps, gumption, etc.
No, the tux-wearing bear would have to be alongside the text "Alexander's Ursines." Kind of like the old "Alexander's Dangling Bits / Balk's Cock" dichotomy.
Bear Beat SPECTACULAR:
Bears in Indian-controlled Kashmir KILL two "TERRORISTS" (kind of depends which side you favour) hiding in a CAVE.
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/india/Bear-kills-two-Hizbul-infiltrators-in-cave/articleshow/5190873.cms