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Friday, October 30, 2009

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Awl Eyer: Alex K____, in S____

I EYE YOU!Eyed! Extremely famous 82-year-old ____ Alex K____, with his wife A., dining alone at great old restaurant M____, in the neighborhood of S____. They were spotted conversing and laughing and sipping espresso. At one point A., who has had the same haircut since 198-, laughed delicately. She also nibbled on a small cookie. They looked so happy! Even though I truly dislike his ____, it was fantastic to eye the twosome as they went off down S____ Street together. With her to his side, he stepped into one of the tree basins that are excised from the sidewalk, so as to make way for other pedestrians, temporarily leaning on the tree for balance.

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TerseNursePornstein

Katz out of the bag!

TerseNursePornstein

Too damn chicken to write "with." It's a lady thing?

Bittersweet
Bittersweet (#765)

Nah, go for it. My husband and I laugh every time that Southwest commercial about 'bags flying free' comes on.

KarenUhOh
KarenUhOh (#19)

I could not enunciate "A____ E____" if you put a g__ to my h___.

mathnet
mathnet (#27)

Just get drunk and say "old liar."

linernotesdanny

I had NO IDEA the guy from Franz Ferdinand was that old.

Baboleen
Baboleen (#1,430)

Thank god for the tree!

TerseNursePornstein

Because they're two dimensional, RIGHT?!

Baboleen
Baboleen (#1,430)

That too.

lululemming
lululemming (#409)

Is this mad libs?

former child star

p> Keaton

Meredith Baxter Bernie

Skippy Handleman

lashing out at his hippie parents by embracing republicanism

spin city

lululemming
lululemming (#409)

(pssst. the tree is a metaphor for the public option.)

atipofthehat
atipofthehat (#797)

Name for this feature: PINNED BY THE AWL!

You know, like a map pin?

Heh heh.

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