Alexander McQueen Exceeds Expectations, Is From Future, Has Greatest Shoes Imaginable

HOLY JESUSHoly bananas, the Alexander McQueen show in Paris. (Go look at all those pictures of shoes right now! And here are the clothes.) An eagle-eyed reader notes that the particular shoe above quite resembles the “Ellie” award statue of the American Society of Magazine Editors. Did you know? Wikipedia says “in the magazine world, they are roughly equivalent to the Pulitzer Prizes,” which is not in any way true. ALSO I WANT TO BE FROM THE SPACE-FUTURE NOW. This is the DEATH KNELL OF THE HANDBAG. Purses are so pre-9/11. Shoes are the only symbol to have. Also, there is nothing for men to wear. It is awful.