In other news, this weekend a bear ate some people waiting for a bus in rural Japan. There is video here, in case that's what you're into watching. Is this what life is going to be like? Both waiting for buses and being eaten by bears? It is such a terrible world sometimes.
Monday, September 21, 2009
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Yeah, that's been happening in Duluth for years - no big whoop. What bothers me is the bear went into a three story building afterward. I think the Warren Commission should reconvene with in light of this new evidence.
That bear needs to careful. David Mamet has him scheduled to play the lead in American Goldilocks off Broadway.
Bear: You ever take a dump made you feel like you'd just slept for twelve hours?
Goldilocks: Yes, well that's very cute, but you're running these woods like a bunch of bullshit.
Mercurial dialogue.
This why I ride the subway.
The bear may have been shopping for human gall bladders to aid in fertility!
Great, and I just bought a picnic basket (seriously).
It's "pickinic" BooBoo.
sp. pic-i-nic
How old are you that you know from Boo-Boo? Are there many of us here?
Not of the Balkian genre; he must, in fact, be out sick. Related: I have been trying to track down a youtube video of Teddy Ruxpin singing When I Fall In Love, wearing a tuxedo. Does anyone have a copy?
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Otter.
Angry because he missed the Greyhound.
secretly Candadian.
This is why women should never take the bus. Bears can smell their periods. Just one woman can put a whole bus-stop in jeopardy. In case you know any women, please tell them not to take the subway either. Can you imagine how terrible a bear subway attack can be?
But I heard the salmon roll box lunch on the bus was superb.