Good news! The recession has claimed another victim-Operation Rescue. The farewell from the abortion clinic-picketing murder-encouragers-sorry! They get me worked up!-is upsetting ladies everywhere. For Instance: "Let's take up a collection, buy up their HQ, and turn it into a Planned Parenthood." And "Couldn't have happened to a more deserving bunch of total douchebags."
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
10
Laissez Fair.
I told you another Great Depression wouldn't be all bad news. Rejoice! For bad things are about to happen.
Christ, that glowing fetus is fucked up.
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I'm getting a women's razor that you can apparently make tea with after shaving the undercarriage.
This is the sweetest dang news ever.
ok, 'worst person in the world'? "Fashion" "blogger" BryanBoy. could someone pls shoot him now? KTHXBAI.
I was just going to mention that the title of "World's Most Horrible People" is now apparently up for grabs. I am positively QUIVERING with excitement at who's going to end up with it. SO MANY CHOICES! WHO WILL IT BE???
I just got a thank you note from the National Network of Abortion funds for the stupid $50 I contributed to the Memorial George Tiller fund, and it depressed the shit out of me because they raised all of $70K from 1200 donors. Seriously? The dude running against that dumbass Wilson raises a million bucks from however many thousands of people, and the fund set up to honor Tiller, who was fucking assassinated, garners $70k. Feh.
[claps and rubs hands together indicating job well done]