Comments on: What Last Night Was Like http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/what-last-night-was-like Seriously, this could not be more beta Sat, 20 Mar 2010 13:27:57 -0400 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: MisterHippity http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/what-last-night-was-like#comment-22534 MisterHippity Tue, 15 Sep 2009 01:10:08 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=12445#comment-22534 Gaga darling ... instead of mop-head, think Swiffer-head next time. A much more flattering look for you, I think. Gaga darling … instead of mop-head, think Swiffer-head next time. A much more flattering look for you, I think.

]]> By: David http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/what-last-night-was-like#comment-22525 David Mon, 14 Sep 2009 23:15:07 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=12445#comment-22525 Wow, Björk (Guðmundsdóttir) has outdone herself, again! Honey, quit embarrassing us. That lion thing is just not as good as the swan dress. Wow, Björk (Guðmundsdóttir) has outdone herself, again! Honey, quit embarrassing us. That lion thing is just not as good as the swan dress.

]]> By: josh_speed http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/what-last-night-was-like#comment-22470 josh_speed Mon, 14 Sep 2009 20:15:33 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=12445#comment-22470 Miss Beyonce was the consummate professional: --She shook the troll's hand; --She acted shocked when KW basically puked on her during Taylor Swift's speech; --She gave up a portion of her time to make up for what someone else had stolen from TS; This woman's the shizz! Of course she can't really be that nice or she never would have lasted this long in showbiz, yada... Miss Beyonce was the consummate professional:
–She shook the troll's hand;
–She acted shocked when KW basically puked on her during Taylor Swift's speech;
–She gave up a portion of her time to make up for what someone else had stolen from TS;

This woman's the shizz! Of course she can't really be that nice or she never would have lasted this long in showbiz, yada…

]]> By: riggssm http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/what-last-night-was-like#comment-22464 riggssm Mon, 14 Sep 2009 19:57:23 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=12445#comment-22464 Is that Trent Reznor's crown of thorns on lady blah-blah's head? Is that Trent Reznor's crown of thorns on lady blah-blah's head?

]]> By: CaptainFantastic http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/what-last-night-was-like#comment-22457 CaptainFantastic Mon, 14 Sep 2009 19:20:29 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=12445#comment-22457 Buster Poindexter looks fantastic, but I fear he is back on the drugs. Buster Poindexter looks fantastic, but I fear he is back on the drugs.

]]> By: Baboleen http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/what-last-night-was-like#comment-22453 Baboleen Mon, 14 Sep 2009 19:08:50 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=12445#comment-22453 Looks as though she's wearing a really unsanitary toilet seat. Looks as though she's wearing a really unsanitary toilet seat.

]]> By: HelloTitty http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/what-last-night-was-like#comment-22444 HelloTitty Mon, 14 Sep 2009 18:29:53 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=12445#comment-22444 He managed to upstage his own live performance of 'Dat Ass'? Wow. (http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/dat-ass) He managed to upstage his own live performance of 'Dat Ass'? Wow. (http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/dat-ass)

]]> By: jagorev http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/what-last-night-was-like#comment-22435 jagorev Mon, 14 Sep 2009 18:00:35 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=12445#comment-22435 Another fantastic image from the VMA: http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2009/09/14/gal_mtv_redcarpet_12.jpg Another fantastic image from the VMA:

http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2009/09/14/gal_mtv_redcarpet_12.jpg

]]> By: My Number Is My Address http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/what-last-night-was-like#comment-22431 My Number Is My Address Mon, 14 Sep 2009 17:48:53 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=12445#comment-22431 This is a perfect example of everything that is right with The Awl. When will celebrities start dressing like this again? http://www.teachingchildrenphilosophy.org/w/images/Cookieft.jpg This is a perfect example of everything that is right with The Awl.

When will celebrities start dressing like this again?
http://www.teachingchildrenphilosophy.org/w/images/Cookieft.jpg

]]> By: Kataphraktos http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/what-last-night-was-like#comment-22422 Kataphraktos Mon, 14 Sep 2009 17:31:09 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=12445#comment-22422 No no no, that's just Goldman Sachs a.k.a. Vampire Squid slowly sucking the Fluff out of her arteries. No no no, that's just Goldman Sachs a.k.a. Vampire Squid slowly sucking the Fluff out of her arteries.

]]> By: sorry your heinous http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/what-last-night-was-like#comment-22421 sorry your heinous Mon, 14 Sep 2009 17:27:24 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=12445#comment-22421 I don't understand the head thing I don't understand the head thing

]]> By: CaptainFantastic http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/what-last-night-was-like#comment-22414 CaptainFantastic Mon, 14 Sep 2009 16:49:08 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=12445#comment-22414 GaGa has a Komondor puppy humping her face, but at least Spike Lee wore his Yankees cap. GaGa has a Komondor puppy humping her face, but at least Spike Lee wore his Yankees cap.

]]> By: Bittersweet http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/what-last-night-was-like#comment-22412 Bittersweet Mon, 14 Sep 2009 16:42:07 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=12445#comment-22412 Beyonce, to self: Hope my PA brought the industrial-strength hand-sanitizer... Beyonce, to self: Hope my PA brought the industrial-strength hand-sanitizer…

]]> By: Bittersweet http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/what-last-night-was-like#comment-22411 Bittersweet Mon, 14 Sep 2009 16:40:54 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=12445#comment-22411 Omigosh, HG, he does! Too funny. Omigosh, HG, he does! Too funny.

]]> By: sigerson http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/what-last-night-was-like#comment-22401 sigerson Mon, 14 Sep 2009 16:12:25 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=12445#comment-22401 No Talent, Stolen Talent, Real Talent No Talent, Stolen Talent, Real Talent

]]> By: KateAurthur http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/what-last-night-was-like#comment-22398 KateAurthur Mon, 14 Sep 2009 16:07:06 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=12445#comment-22398 Thank god I didn't wear that headpiece. Would have been so awkward. Thank god I didn't wear that headpiece. Would have been so awkward.

]]> By: HelloTitty http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/what-last-night-was-like#comment-22394 HelloTitty Mon, 14 Sep 2009 15:51:36 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=12445#comment-22394 Is he attempting to assimilate Beyonce Borg-style with that chicken claw? Is he attempting to assimilate Beyonce Borg-style with that chicken claw?

]]> By: WindowSeat http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/what-last-night-was-like#comment-22391 WindowSeat Mon, 14 Sep 2009 15:30:04 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=12445#comment-22391 In the 80's this was called "having lunch". John Sex wants his look back, Perez. In the 80's this was called "having lunch". John Sex wants his look back, Perez.

]]> By: Abe Sauer http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/what-last-night-was-like#comment-22389 Abe Sauer Mon, 14 Sep 2009 15:25:40 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=12445#comment-22389 This photo is what happens to humans when getting laid is no longer one of your top three priorities in life. This photo is what happens to humans when getting laid is no longer one of your top three priorities in life.

]]> By: keisertroll http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/what-last-night-was-like#comment-22388 keisertroll Mon, 14 Sep 2009 15:21:48 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=12445#comment-22388 Rainbow cupcake, Sno Ball, SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!!! Rainbow cupcake, Sno Ball, SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!!!

]]> By: noahr http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/what-last-night-was-like#comment-22387 noahr Mon, 14 Sep 2009 15:19:07 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=12445#comment-22387 Looks like The Mask 3 is back in production now that they've found someone to star. Looks like The Mask 3 is back in production now that they've found someone to star.

]]> By: La Cieca http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/what-last-night-was-like#comment-22386 La Cieca Mon, 14 Sep 2009 15:18:19 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=12445#comment-22386 There is material in that photo for a treatise on body language. There is material in that photo for a treatise on body language.

]]> By: HiredGoons http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/what-last-night-was-like#comment-22383 HiredGoons Mon, 14 Sep 2009 15:08:33 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=12445#comment-22383 Red Queen; White Queen; Queen. Red Queen; White Queen; Queen.

]]> By: HiredGoons http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/what-last-night-was-like#comment-22382 HiredGoons Mon, 14 Sep 2009 15:07:09 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=12445#comment-22382 The expression of the African American gentleman speaks volumes. Also, Perez Hilton looks like a fucking Fifth Element character. The expression of the African American gentleman speaks volumes.

Also, Perez Hilton looks like a fucking Fifth Element character.

]]> By: gregorg http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/what-last-night-was-like#comment-22381 gregorg Mon, 14 Sep 2009 15:07:08 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=12445#comment-22381 looks like someone couldn't pass up the free Cheetos table. looks like someone couldn't pass up the free Cheetos table.

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