Basically everyone should have to stare at this photo every day for 30 minutes while they ponder their life choices.
Monday, September 14, 2009
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Speed, Jugs & Mother
Red Queen; White Queen; Queen.
Rainbow cupcake, Sno Ball, SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!!!
No Talent, Stolen Talent, Real Talent
looks like someone couldn't pass up the free Cheetos table.
The expression of the African American gentleman speaks volumes.
Also, Perez Hilton looks like a fucking Fifth Element character.
Looks like The Mask 3 is back in production now that they've found someone to star.
Omigosh, HG, he does! Too funny.
There is material in that photo for a treatise on body language.
This photo is what happens to humans when getting laid is no longer one of your top three priorities in life.
In the 80's this was called "having lunch". John Sex wants his look back, Perez.
Is he attempting to assimilate Beyonce Borg-style with that chicken claw?
Thank god I didn't wear that headpiece. Would have been so awkward.
Beyonce, to self: Hope my PA brought the industrial-strength hand-sanitizer...
GaGa has a Komondor puppy humping her face, but at least Spike Lee wore his Yankees cap.
No no no, that's just Goldman Sachs a.k.a. Vampire Squid slowly sucking the Fluff out of her arteries.
I don't understand the head thing
This is a perfect example of everything that is right with The Awl.
When will celebrities start dressing like this again?
http://www.teachingchildrenphilosophy.org/w/images/Cookieft.jpg
Another fantastic image from the VMA:
http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2009/09/14/gal_mtv_redcarpet_12.jpg
He managed to upstage his own live performance of 'Dat Ass'? Wow. (http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/dat-ass)
Looks as though she's wearing a really unsanitary toilet seat.
Buster Poindexter looks fantastic, but I fear he is back on the drugs.
Is that Trent Reznor's crown of thorns on lady blah-blah's head?
Miss Beyonce was the consummate professional:
--She shook the troll's hand;
--She acted shocked when KW basically puked on her during Taylor Swift's speech;
--She gave up a portion of her time to make up for what someone else had stolen from TS;
This woman's the shizz! Of course she can't really be that nice or she never would have lasted this long in showbiz, yada...
Wow, Björk (Guðmundsdóttir) has outdone herself, again! Honey, quit embarrassing us. That lion thing is just not as good as the swan dress.
Gaga darling ... instead of mop-head, think Swiffer-head next time. A much more flattering look for you, I think.