Trouble across the pond: "More than half of all Britons have been injured by biscuits ranging from scalding from hot tea or coffee while dunking or breaking a tooth eating during a morning tea break, a survey has revealed. An estimated 25 million adults have been injured while eating during a tea or coffee break – with at least 500 landing themselves in hospital, the survey revealed. The custard cream biscuit was found to be the worse offender to innocent drinkers." The full list of harm-inducing biscuits also includes the cookie, the wafer, and the caramel shortbread, which is considered particularly dangerous because of its penchant for knifecrimes.