Oh, good, a movie that makes He's Just Not That Into You look like No Country For Old Men.
Can't you just pretend it's good, so those of us who are obviously going to see it anyway can not feel so bad about it? Can we get a "tour de force" in there somewhere?
I seriously thought that Jessica Alba was Elizabeth Berkeley.
That Black Eyed Peas song needs to be outlawed.
"Love is the only shocking act left in the world today." That, and peeing on the third rail.
I bet raping and icing a nunnery might raise some eyebrows amongst the town elders.
Fisting a chorus of midgets probably makes the churchfolk a wee excited.
I didn't really impossibly hot people had such a hard time finding love.
Also, Jessica Biel and Jamie Fox? Guaranteed ratings gold! Remember how well "Stealth" did?
This is gonna do for love what Crash did for racism.
But the cast!!
Choire's Just Not That Into This a Second Time?
I am so excited! I've always wanted to have something that would make a perfect double-feature with "Love Actually". Now my heart – and any lonely Friday evening – is full!
This movie does somehow make me yearn for the uniquely British charms of Hugh Grant and that other attractive man they have over there.
The casting person hit the Hollywood babe tri-fecta.
"My closest relationship is with my Blackberry."
I was already nauseated by the trailer, but that line just made me throw up in my mouth.
That's genius on par with "He MySpaced me."
especially in combination with the visual set up of "my closest relationship is with my black-dude-that-i'm-probably-going-to-hook-up-with."
Helluva dumping ground for B-listers w/ A-list name recognition.
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