September 28, 2009

This Is Our Roman Polanski Post

by Balk posted @9:30 AM

PolanskiBALK: You wanna do Polanski? I can't believe he fell for that whole "fake film festival" ruse.

CHOIRE: Right?

BALK: "You fool, there's no such country as Switzerland."

CHOIRE: Heh.

BALK: Anyway, you want to do it?

CHOIRE: I feel like it's old and everyone's already talked about it.

BALK: I guess so.

BALK: Did you see that documentary?

CHOIRE: I did. It was very convincing.

BALK: It was! I definitely believe he fucked that girl now.

 
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  1. NinaHagen [#131]

    My favorite is Jack Nicholson discussing it years later. You have to imagine the voice saying: "People have their peculiarities."

  2. giovanni [#224]

    I don't have a strong opinion on the Polanski thing (well, actually I do, but it's totally uninformed, so I'm going to keep it to myself), but I want to say I LOVE that sad guy with the big mustache in the photo.

  3. Baboleen [#1430]

    He admitted to the act. I wonder if he is attoning today while sitting in his cell?

  4. NinaHagen [#131]

    How come no one ever mentions Pirates?

  5. Lionel Mandrake [#704]

    I was initially surprised that the Swiss would hand him over until I realized Polanski was Jewish, and well, just sayin'.

    To clarify, I'm "just sayin'" the Swiss are a trifle anti-semitic.

    • TerseNursePornstein [#58]

      C'mon. If at all, shouldn't you be J'accuse-ing the U.S.?

    • Bittersweet [#765]

      The Swiss are a trifle anti-just about everyone who isn't Swiss.

      • Lionel Mandrake [#704]

        I visited Switzerland a few years ago, during the whole reparations kerfuffle, when Holocaust survivors were trying to get back some of the looted assets that the Nazis had left there. Suffice to say, more than a few Swiss I spoke to were not happy with "Ze Jews" for "meddling with the banks" during that period of time.

    • Kataphraktos [#226]

      So Jews get a "Get out of jail for anal rape free" card? I DID NOT KNOW THAT

      The Swiss are brigands facilitating felons on the run and tax evaders. They should be bombed into the stone age. They deserve it as much as any Ahmdinenotgonnaworkhereanymore or Kim Jong Illin'. It's high time they did the right thing.

      Maybe next time the Germans decide to wipe out a minority or six, they can open their borders to refugees instead of turning them away and keeping their wealth.

      • Lionel Mandrake [#704]

        Do you actually know anything about the Polanski case?

        Also…actually I have no idea what you're trying to say, because: a) you seem not to have grasped the point I was making, and b) you seem to be trying to make about 9 points all at the same time.

  6. HiredGoons [#603]

    How long before Bill O'Reilly starts pushing Swiss Cheese and Cuckoo Clocks ?

  7. JaguarPaw [#312]

    If you read the transcript of the trial and the girl's deposition…it wasn't a very nice, consensual-sounding statutory rendezvous. It was actually a rather violent-sounding anal rape (redundant?). http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/polanskicover1.html
    (I think that's the link – SG is blocked at my office.)

  8. davidwatts [#72]

    Just, really, everyone. Just, really. Who knew The Awl's readers were such a moralizing bunch? Next, their thoughts on the dangers of reverse marriage!

  9. meerkat [#228]

    I'd like to believe a strong sense of morality is behind the years'-long effort to bring him to justice; but really, I think it's just because he jumped bail, and made the judge look like an idiot.

  10. Baboleen [#1430]

    So they're killing two birds with one rapist.

  11. RonMwangaguhunga [#242]

    If only they had snagged Pappa John Philips.

  12. subu [#1745]

    "Cuddliness". Though whisker-burn isn't very "cuddly", it's preferable over sphincter-rip. Ouch!

  13. nader paul kucinich gravel [#870]

    Single-Payer GRAYSON Single-Payer

    …It would have been just too damn expensive to remove all that asbestos from the Twin Towers…

    As the 9/12 Tea Party looks into the events of 9/11 they have many questions concerning the Official Story.
    They know not to trust the Government & Media.
    Only the guilty fear inquiry.

    An ill wind comes arising
    Across the cities of the plain
    There's no swimming in the heavy water
    No singing in the acid rain
    Red alert
    Red alert

 

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